Get Inside the Gods
打入神明内部
by Ripe Spicy Oil (熟油辣子)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 99k Words
- Chapters
- 32
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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[The yandere of Versailles fishing type was criticized by VS the arrogant and crazy one] Xie Qing: You are God, then who am I? Lin Xiang: How about I restart the world and tell you? * Lin Xiang is a proud man of heaven, and his daily hobby is to complain about "funeral science" (For example: If you like me, and I don't like you, I want the whole world to be buried with you; I like you, but you don't like me, I want the whole world to be buried with you; if you make me unhappy, I want the whole world to be buried with you... In one sentence, it can be explained by the crazy criticism of the three views of love and hatred in the market.) After complaining too much, he was selected to enter the inner world and experience all the "funeral science" copies. Entering the world for the first time, a group of mentally ill people were buried with him; The second time he entered the border, an entire hospital of doctors was buried with him; The third time he entered the border, a whole building of academy teachers was buried with him; Entering the border for the fourth time, a whole city was buried with him; …… Why are there so many people buried with him, but he is the only one who remains standing? If this continues, won't the whole world be buried with it? ! Annoyed, Lin Xiang forced someone into the realm to help him break the copy of "Burial Science". Who would have thought that this guy was even crazier than he was. Not only did he bring high-tech equipment, but he also organized gangs to enter the realm, beat up NPCs, and brutally tortured the enemy's family. He could travel freely inside and outside the realm, and "Burial Science" became a "quick flow". * Since Xie Qing can remember, he has been given the important task of guarding the gates of the realm and maintaining order within the realm. He lived like a myth and was invincible for more than twenty years. When he entered the world and met Lin Xiang by chance, the myth was broken, and strange things happened one after another. Realm gates are opened randomly, time and space are reversed, the dead are resurrected, and disasters occur frequently... And every time Xie Qing entered the boundary, he would meet him, and then he would force him out of the boundary with a tragic exit. Until one time, Lin Xiang tore open the realm gate in front of him, revealing the crowds of ghost faces behind him and the people who had been swallowed into the realm, "I am the god of the realm gate, what can you do to me?" Xie Qing looked at the creatures clamoring to rush out the door, and sighed helplessly: "I have a marriage certificate, so I can legally fuck you." Lin Xiang: "..." Welcome to the inside of the gods. * Xie Qing's Wild Quotes: What are the rules? I am the rule. Lin Xiang's Yandere Quotes: Look, we are all dying! * Note: In the modern imaginary world, multi-dimensional space travel, people, ghosts, and monsters switch from multiple angles. There is no scientific reason, so do not compare. * Please recommend the new ancient pure love book "Master He Jumped in the Queue and Got Someone Killed". [Aloof and not in the crowd, love being punished] VS [Arrogant, arrogant and dramatic attack] Happy Enemies+Reunion+Love at First Sight * Butler: "Your Highness, this is terrible, Master, he jumped in line and got killed!" Ji Lang: "Oh, give him as many people as he wants." Steward: "But Master, he, he, he, he, he, is giving away his own head!" Ji Lang: "What?!" * Zhou Zheng was a diligent scholar. He took the imperial examination five times and defeated five examiners. He was the first person in history to score zero in the college entrance examination essay, and was blacklisted by the examiner. Ji Lang is a lazy royal dandy with countless ambitions in his life. He wants to be an actor sometimes, and sometimes wants to be a toothsmith, but he just can't live a good life. A good-looking skin is only one in a hundred, and an interesting soul weighs three to four hundred pounds. After hearing about Mr. Zhou's good reputation, Master Ji suddenly found joy and personally captured the man to be his wife. Zhou Zheng: "You are already 20, and you still want a wife?" Ji Lang: "Because I'm stupid." When it comes to who is the most stupid person in the Qi Kingdom, Ji Lang ranks second, and no one can rank first. If a person is crazy, a country will be stupid. * Zhou Zheng died in Daxia a few years after his birth. As an orphan of the previous dynasty, he traveled to many places and acquired a bohemian and carefree character. People can live without living, but they can't live without living. Zhou Zheng's life is to please himself. He believes that the happiest things in life are getting married and taking exams, but you can only get married once, so he enjoys it while taking exams. I originally thought I could just be carefree and entertain myself for the rest of my life, but I didn't expect that I would be tripped up by the noble eldest grandson of the emperor. Ji Lang: "Master, do you still remember what you said?" The red tent fluttered and the candlelight flickered. Zhou Zheng looked at the person pressing him:? ? ? Ji Lang pressed him against his chest, turned his body and closed the door. The noise went away. He looked at the person in front of him solemnly, and the corners of his mouth were widened: "Master believes that a wedding is the happiest thing in life, so for my husband, I will let you get married a few more times, and I will be happy on this road." Zhou Zheng didn't realize until he was pushed up: Wait... Wasn't he here to make trouble in the bridal chamber? Why did he become his own bridal chamber? ! * Ji Lang entered the high-end game, playing a good hand of cards to a pulp. He was a direct descendant and the eldest grandson of the emperor, but he had no knowledge or skills. If the crown is weak, Wen can recognize the heaven and earth as black and yellow; Wu can hum hey hey. Brothers, sisters, princes and ministers all began to take sides with the prince and engage in internal fighting. He was still looking for connections to become a monk in a fairy temple. Even if he found a wife, he would still be a madman. Others would consider him a fool. When the enemy invaded, the fool Ji Lang protected the madman Zhou Zheng behind him and stood in front of the city gate with a sword: "Your country fell because of me, I will give you one more, okay?" When Ji Lang, the fool, was not the eldest grandson of the emperor, he followed his father to Mindu for the first time. He looked like a country bumpkin, and his whole body was filled with the savage spirit beyond the Great Wall. At the emperor's palace banquet, he met Daxia's gentle and jade-like little prince for the first time. He was so shocked that he fell in love with him at a glance. * Xiao Jilang: Do you want to be emperor in the future? Xiao Zhouzheng: Do you want to be an official in the future? Xiao Jilang: No, what's the benefit of being an official? You have to kneel down and be disciplined. Xiao Zhou Zheng: But I have no right to choose! Xiao Jilang looked at him quietly, the corners of his lips pursed into a line. Twelve years later Zhou Zheng: Do you want to be the emperor? Ji Lang: Do you want to be an official? Zhou Zheng: It's inappropriate. What's the benefit of being an official? Being bound. Ji Lang: Then I shouldn't do it either. What's the benefit of being an emperor? The whole world belongs to me, and I cannot be corrupted or accept bribes. Purpose: Maintain order in other worlds and maintain stability in this world