Man, Why Do They Call Turtles Evil Gods?

Open next month Wumeng is a turtle. When he wakes up and travels to another world, his favorite food turns into a spirit and rushes towards him, demanding to eat the turtle! Wu Meng: QAQ scares the rat and turtle! What to do? I can only eat it with tears. After all, humans probably wouldn't reject a big crispy chicken leg running towards them. ＊ The other world is very strange. It is so strange that the turtle has even turned into a human. Alas, life is not easy. Turtle sighed. Fortunately, the humanoid turtle still has some conveniences. For example, food that has become a spirit is also food, and the turtle can eat whatever it wants. For example, the turtle can use transportation, but others seem to have to put in coins. The turtle is a bit troublesome and needs a kick. For example, the turtle can now bask in the sun without having to struggle to turn it over. The turtle can lie down, belly up, sideways, curled up and even be a beautiful golden turtle hanging upside down! Moreover, no one else will lie down with the turtle, so this big sun belongs to the turtle! Ha! It turns out that all of you are living such a good life! There's just one thing. Others call turtles evil gods. Turtle thinks they are uneducated, why should Turtle call her Wu Meng? ＊ With the strange resurgence, countless heretics emerged. People with super powers set up the Heresy Investigation Bureau and tried to find a way to deal with it. Of course, when they went to the nearest recovery point, they saw half a tooth mark on the body of the C-level heretic who was in a dying state... The investigator couldn't help but fell into deep thought: Did you really survive in this strange world? Otherwise, how could you see such a hellish thing? They rushed to [Heresy B197-Bliss Bus], and when others needed to put in coins with their souls, a young man kicked the coin box hard, so—— The investigator watched the bus rolling and crawling with exhaust fumes: You really didn't survive... Right? S heresy appears at the recovery point, and all members of the Investigation Bureau are dispatched. [Heresy S032—Hot Blood Recharging Station] Mortality rate 99.99%, Characteristics: boil human blood and evaporate, physical hot blood recharges itself. When the Investigation Bureau was at a loss what to do, a young man shouted something about the sun, sunbathing, and rushed in... Then, unscathed. The investigator carefully felt that one of him and the boy should be a non-human being. Sure enough, not long after, the boy had his own nickname [Heresy level: unknown] [Heresy Number 001—Evil God] ＊ Lu Ye picked up a beautiful wife named Wu Meng. He often felt that the naming of his father-in-law's family was too arrogant. Even if it's really cute, it can't be so straightforward that it's heartbreaking. Later, his wife was lost, and Lu Ye was anxious and irritable, so he picked up the little turtle on the roadside and beat it up. A few days later, he harassed everyone in the investigation bureau. He asked everyone he met: Do you have a cute and beautiful wife? What should I do if my cute and beautiful wife ignores me when she comes home? Can I still sleep with my wife tonight? Wu·full score water drift·lemon: None of these six wishes can come true. Screenshot taken on 2026/1/12 Intention: Pursuit of self, self-respect and self-love