[In this group portrait book, the protagonists and the author are not normal]
Disciple Tiantian just loves to tease kittens, while master is silently forced to torture big dogs.
Qi Yan, who had an abnormal brain circuit and only wanted to cultivate immortality, accidentally had a strange dream. He thought he was ill and chose to commit suicide in the dream. When he had the same dream again, he met the man who changed his life. Qi Yan asked the man to help him achieve enlightenment and become an immortal.
So Qi Yanxin happily embarked on his own journey of cultivating immortality like an invincible cheat. Along the way, he joked about the exotic "beauties" he "rescued", drank and fist-fighted with his good brothers, acted coquettishly to his cheating master, and got everything easily. This was his dream life of cultivating immortality/retirement as a group favorite.
"It's a good time for a boy who hasn't reached his prime to get into trouble."
And his identity as a master is extraordinary. He is a thousand-year-old genius in the immortal sect, and he cultivates for one person for a thousand years. He is wronged, poisoned, finds out the elixir, and is expelled from the master. He once fell into disrepute and was reviled by thousands of people. Five hundred years later, the Hall of Hell in the lower world is reopened, thousands of ghosts come out together, and the mysterious sword appears. The former genius of the celestial sect reappears in the world of immortality. This time, there is no longer an empty space behind him...
The master's crazy dog-licker has been guarding him for five hundred years, but instead of being eaten, he was stolen from his house. After that, he decided to go crazy and play coercion: "He wants to be free, so I will make a prison, so that he can only rely on my breath to survive. He pities his precious apprentice so much, why doesn't he want to pity me!"
The "strategist" who was trembling on the side and didn't know that cabbage was being offered said: "Your Majesty is wise! I will definitely win your Majesty's heart this time!"
Intention: See a broader world