Sheng Xia, who had just graduated, unexpectedly found a job: working as an assistant and life secretary.
High salary, food and accommodation included, no limit on working hours, five insurances and one fund for holidays.
All expenses incurred during the work process will be fully reimbursed, and there will also be a high salary during the probation period.
The only condition is to defeat the BOSS during the trial period.
Midsummer:? ? ?
It's weird and looks like a scam.
But what if?
Desperate for work, he dragged his luggage over.
The person who received him was a middle-aged man with a round face. With a big smile, he took him to the back of a thousand-year-old temple that is famous both at home and abroad.
It's not like lying.
Shengxia was full of confidence: "No problem, where is my future BOSS? I'll go say hello first."
Middle-aged man: "This is the content of your probation period... Come on."
Apply oil to the soles of your feet and run away.
Shengxia: "??"
Two days later, because he was too bored, he picked up a knife and climbed up the tree in the yard with the intention of carving wood.
With one strike, he was kicked away.
--Help! This tree is three stories tall! !
Eh? Not dead! ?
Someone outside the yard rushed in excitedly——
"Congratulations, you've become a regular employee!"
There was a "pop", and someone picked up his fingers and pressed his fingerprints while he was still lying on the ground.
Midsummer: "..."
Life is turned upside down.
From then on, there was an ancestor around me - the true ancestor.
(Because the author accidentally closed the paragraph review, he had to wait three months before opening it again... And the editor couldn't save me...)
(So, there is no paragraph review for this article... I have to wait until November... I am already crying...)
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"Can't Work, Marry an Alien"
When Shu Yunzhan woke up, time jumped to two thousand years later, and the world had changed.
And he wasn't even familiar with his new body, so he had to adapt to a new occupation first: clerk in the alien creature landing office.
Yes, alien creatures.
Shu Yunzhan stood at his post as if sleepwalking, put on the interstellar translator, hesitantly pressed the red button in front of him, and welcomed the first alien user in his life——
A huge octopus-like black creature, with a head bigger than a door, nine amber "eyes" with vertical stripes, and two rows of scarlet teeth like blades.
Then a black tentacle floated in and rolled him up from top to bottom.
Shu Yunzhan:? !
Alien etiquette?
Alien: "%¥%@#&¥T@#%."
The translator on the ear automatically translates: You have a crush on me and you taste good. I want to marry you.
Shu Yunzhan:?
Although the operation manual does not teach how to deal with it, but...
Shu Yunzhan refused with a smile: I'm glad to be favored by you, but no - hello!
The black "octopus" directly rolled him up and moved outward: @#¥#@%%.
Translator: I'm glad we're on the same page.
Shu Yunzhan: ... There is no consensus! ! !
Help -
Purpose: Be sincere
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Please be sure to send the bed test process in the form of brain waves! !
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's new, Xiu Xiu and Hazel Zai are as sweet as ever, and the emperor and brother are as good as ever (?▽?)
真的想看女主回北疆,天啊,感觉女儿好委屈
What a super cute chapter! Cats rub their faces, it's cute; cats train seriously, it's cute; cats bow before competition, it's cute Who invented such a cute sister (hehehe) I'm super looking forward to it and have something to say [dog head]
Please please please put out an if line. It's really such a shame. What's wrong with being nice? Why do two people who obviously love each other end up like this? I am really amazed. How precious human life is. Please, please give me an if line.
Oh, I heard others keep saying that Yingying looks like me and has a similar style. Someone kept snickering! Secretly happy... "This is the super powerful kitten I raised", the silly brother's sense of sight [Cat Claw]
The front part is really good, but it's a pity that the ending is not a happy one. . Although the author most wanted to write the part where the identity is revealed, I still hope that the life experiences of the two heroines are simpler. The journey has been very tiring. . It would be fine if the elder brother and the people from the imperial court did not show up at the alliance leader meeting, and the two heroines were still simply leaders and guardians, exposing the evildoers and living freely.
The period of September has arrived [Hold your thighs]
This guy pretends to be calm when being teased by a beautiful girl's pussy, and secretly reminisces about it in the dormitory in the middle of the night
Oh my God, it's been updated! To be honest, I don't even have any hope.
Why is it locked [crying] [crying], can I see it in the comment section [poor] [please] [please]
Like! ! Three brushes completed
The little couple is so sweet! Hey-hey
Nutrient solution is here~wait for updates~
This nervous feeling...
Hahaha I like Sasuke who has the baggage of a cool guy
Ding ding ding, your nutrient solution has arrived, please update to check!
Oh my God, I was so surprised to see Wya. Hahahaha. The most suitable song to express love and propose marriage! Is your wife also an iorer?
Since I drank the nutrient solution, I don't want to do anything else except renew.
[Purple Sugar]kswl
Snort! ! Look, since you work so hard to update, I'll give you more nutrient solution! Yes, come on! ! !
The author has great brainstorming skills, come and grab a bottle of nutrient solution and continue your brainstorming~
Damn, these nutrient solutions are all for you!
The author is great, the nutrient solution comes with my love~
Today's inspirational fuel is being injected into the author, please sign for the "nutrient solution"~
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