"We can have a little tentacle monster..." Su Chen looked at Lin Fan affectionately, "Just think about it, our little tentacle monster must be as cute as you..."
"What?!" Lin Fan sat up suddenly and looked at Su Chen in disbelief, "You... What did you say?!"
Su Chen pulled Lin Fan down on the bed. The huge tentacles wandered restlessly on Lin Fan and whispered: "I said, we can give birth to a little tentacle monster..."
"Give birth to... Give birth to a little tentacle monster?!" Lin Fan felt that he must be hallucinating. What kind of talk is this? !
He pushed Su Chen away suddenly, but it felt like he had pushed against a slippery jellyfish, and he couldn't use any force at all.
"Yes, look," Su Chen seemed to be amused by Lin Fan's reaction. He stretched out a tentacle, and the top slowly opened like a bud, revealing a fluorescent blue pearl.
"This is the most beautiful pearl that I carefully selected to give birth to our little baby."
"Stop, stop, stop!" Lin Fan quickly stopped. He felt that his outlook on life was being impacted like never before, "Who wants to have a little tentacle monster with you! I'm a serious human being!"
Su Chen lowered his tentacles in grievance, and the blue pearls dimmed a bit, "But... I like you very much and want to be with you forever..."
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"Since we won't give birth to little tentacle monsters, let's experience the process of reproducing offspring..."
"Wait, I don't want to know anymore! Ahhhhh——"
Intention: Say goodbye to Moerer, and have fireworks every year