Ye Chen looked at the pitiful appearance of the tentacle monster, and suddenly felt a trace of unbearability in his heart.
He sighed and asked: "You... Can you understand what I say?"
The tentacle monster nodded, then stretched out a tentacle and wrote two crooked words on the ground - "can understand".
Ye Chen: "..."
Well, it seems that this monster's IQ is not low.
"Then why did you catch me?" Ye Chen asked, "Why did you... Lick me?"
The tentacle monster tilted its head and thought for a moment, then stretched out its tentacles and gestured in front of Ye Chen.
Ye Chen looked at the tentacle monster's movements and looked confused: "... What are you doing?"
The tentacle monster was so anxious that it wanted to tell Ye Chen that the reason why it caught him was because he smelled sweet, just like its favorite peach pudding.
It wanted to take Ye Chen back to its lair and "enjoy" it.
But, it can't speak!
*
"You... Are you attracted to me?" Ye Chen asked tentatively, but there was no fluctuation in his heart, and he even wanted to laugh a little.
Hearing this, the tentacle monster stopped crying, its one eye suddenly widened, and its tentacles danced wildly in excitement, almost throwing Ye Chen away.
"Holy crap! You really have a crush on me?!" Ye Chen was stunned by this sudden happiness (?), And his whole body felt bad. What is this?
How could he, a new good man in the interstellar era, be reduced to being pursued by a tentacle monster? !
*
"Although this crown is a bit ugly..." Ye Chen looked at the frustrated look of the tentacle monster, hesitated for a moment, and then said, "But the gems on it look quite valuable. If you take them apart and sell them, you should be able to get a lot of money, right?"
Tentacle monster:? ? ?
It thought that Ye Chen might not like this crown, and also thought that Ye Chen might be disdainful of its treasure house, but it never expected that Ye Chen actually wanted to dismantle its treasure and sell it for money? !
"Goojigji?!" The tentacle monster shook its tentacles in disbelief, trying to understand Ye Chen's brain circuit.
"Don't worry, when I get rich, I will definitely pay you back ten times a hundred times!" Ye Chen promised, patting his chest, as if he had seen countless star coins waving to him.
The tentacle monster was completely speechless. Why did it fall in love with such a money-obsessed guy?
It collects these treasures not for money, but for...
The tentacle monster suddenly realized something, its tentacles suddenly stopped, and its huge one eye stared at Ye Chen closely, with a trace of complicated emotions flashing in its eyes.
It seemed that... He suddenly understood what "sincere wrong payment" meant.
*
Ye Chen decided to change the topic, "Today we are going to learn what...'Plato' is."
When the tentacle monster heard this, he immediately became interested, and its huge one-eye sparkled, "Plato? Is it some kind of delicious fish?"
Ye Chen almost choked on his own saliva, "Ahem... It's not a fish! It's a... Spiritual love! It means... You can feel each other's love without physical contact..."
The tentacle monster tilted its head, as if it didn't understand, "How can you feel love without tentacles?"
As it spoke, it stretched out a tentacle and gently wrapped it around Ye Chen's wrist. The soft touch made Ye Chen's heart beat faster than expected.
"Just... Feel it with your heart!" Ye Chen hurriedly withdrew his hand, his cheeks turning slightly red, "Just like... Appreciating art, you only need to appreciate its beauty with your heart, and you don't need to... Touch it..."
The tentacle monster nodded in understanding, "I understand! Just like... I like Ye Chen. I don't need to touch your butt... To feel your beauty..."
Ye Chen: "???"
He was wrong, he shouldn't have tried to reason with a love brain tentacle monster!
Intention: Say goodbye to Moerer, and have fireworks every year