Qi Rugu passed through the book and became a disciple of the Qishan Sect's weapon cultivator. He diligently climbed to the elder's position and lay down completely, nourishing the beast's cubs with pleasure.
But the immortal cultivator's lifespan is too long, and he cannot bear the loneliness. He accepts the proposal of a cold sword cultivator and gives the sword cultivator a sword he forged as a wedding gift.
After the marriage, the sword cultivator told him that he cultivated the ruthless way.
Qi Rugu: "..."
Do you think my novels are just for free? !
It's okay, it's really okay! In those novels, 80% of the Wuqingdao sword cultivators are love brains, and 20% are the bastards who kill their husbands to prove the Dao.
When Jian Xiu took the initiative to propose marriage, he looked like he was worthless, and Qi Rugu judged him to be a love brain.
As a result, on the night of the sword cultivator's ascension, Qi Rugu was enlightened by her love-brained husband, using the sword he forged with his own hands.
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It wasn't until his death in this life that Qi Rugu realized that the book he was wearing was not a BG fairy tale about sweet pets between his master and his wife, but a BL sadomasochism novel between himself and Jian Xiu.
Qi Rugu is the protagonist, Shou, and Sword Cultivator is the protagonist, Gong.
Qi Rugu: "... Then why has he been assisting Master diligently for so many years?"
After Qi Rugu died, his soul floated and he discovered the great secret of sword cultivation! It turns out that the swordsman is also a book wearer, and he is heterosexual, and Qi Rugu's young apprentice falls in love with him at first sight.
But in order to cultivate the great path, he could only endure his nausea and follow the instructions of the system to complete the tasks, form a Taoist couple with Qi Rugu, and get rewards to improve his cultivation. After completing the plot of the book, he finally couldn't help but kill Qi Rugu with a sword to avenge the years of humiliation. Later, on the pretext of taking responsibility for Qi Rugu, he adopted a young apprentice and tried to play a trick to develop a relationship.
In response, Qi Rugu said: "You scumbag, stay away from my female goose!!"
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On the night when Qi Rugu was reborn as a Taoist couple, while the sword cultivator was asleep, he ran back to the sect overnight carrying his weapon refining cauldron, deciding not to go down the mountain again, to be a dead man, to stay away from scumbag men, and to raise children in the Buddhist lineage.
But, before he left, was there a little black snake in the monster pen?
Little Black Snake: "You are little Black Snake, your whole family is a snake, I am a dragon! I am a dragon!"
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The demon dragon Shi Qi failed to transform into a dragon and was seriously injured. He was picked up by a little girl and thrown into a monster pen called a pig pen.
Not long after, a weak and beautiful fairy came back and cleaned the 'pig pen' cleanly. The beautiful Immortal King looks weak and will break at the touch of Liu Fufeng, but in fact he can carry a tripod, forge iron, and play the guqin until people cannot take care of themselves. He can eat three bowls of rice and five elbows in one meal.
Although he dislikes righteous people, he really enjoys Xianjun's meticulous care.
Shi Qi's mouth felt unreasonable: "In this case, I should accept a slave."
But there are always people who covet his slaves, the cubs in the monster pen, the elders from the next mountain, the genius disciples from the next sect, the peacock young master of the monster clan... Shi Qi laughed at these people's overestimation of their abilities, sneered, and told them to get away.
Until one day, a certain sword cultivator who claimed to be the Taoist companion of Xianjun came to the door, and Xianjun hid behind him with a guilty conscience.
Shi Qi grabbed Xianjun's wrist, his eyes were scarlet: "Have you ever been married?"
At first, Shi Qi was angry, but later, he said to Jianxiu: "Oh, the one who is not loved is the mistress. You are the mistress, get out of here."
Sword cultivator: "... Rebellion against Tiangang."
She looks like a heartthrob and is weak and beautiful, but she is actually strong enough to resist the elder Shou of Ding Xianmen vs. She looks like Long Aotian, but she is actually jealous, jealous of her husband, and is in love with her brain and self-guided strategy.
Food Guide
1. Double cleansing, ex-husband's heterosexuality/closet, and love affair with Plato. But since I have my ex-husband, I decided to change my career to literature.
2. Both attack and reception have hidden identities. The author is a lover of bloodshed in the past and present life, and a buff maniac.
3. It's a casual style of daily life, and there may be a running account of raising cubs, so be careful before entering.
Intention: plainness is the truth