Xie Fan lived a miserable life of being trapped in school during the day, cosplaying as a human being, and wandering around in ancient times at night, playing the role of a feudal social beast. But the most painful thing for him was that he actually incurred a huge love debt!
Who dares to believe that someone like him, who has never even been kissed on the lips, can one day go around hiding love debts - and they are all debts from men?
Come on, he's a straight man! Why does the plot take off in weird directions?
The grumpy boy quietly hooked his calf under the table: "We did it secretly, no one will know."
Prime Minister Wen Run forced him to the window in the sunset: "He is not like me, I only feel sorry for the baby."
General Zhiqiu held his waist tightly and refused to allow him to move: "Let's try it once, just once, I'll do it gently."
Finally, they came together in the same time and space and forced Xie Fan to make a choice, "My dear, who do you like best?"
Xie Fan: Help! He doesn't want to be fucked! What kind of Little Yellow House plot is this?
1. The following is the self-report of the unlucky victim:
Hello everyone, I am Xie Fan, a naturally chosen male high school student.
June 1, 2045 AD I found myself starting to have continuous dreams. In the dream, I was an official named Dali Chao who was so small that he was almost out of rank. I worked hard every day and was squeezed out of breath by the pot-bellied chief.
Is this a gift from God to me? ——I accepted it kindly, please take the things back.
From then on, when I was seventeen years old, I started a "happy life" of working as a social animal in school during the day and going home at night to work as an animal in my dreams. Until one day, the emperor of the Li Dynasty personally issued a decree and asked me to be the "secretary prime minister" of the fifth rank.
I was catching criminals with my chicken coop in the haystacks, and I was stunned: The situation has changed, this year in my house, I am finally going to turn over! V I am 50 to see how I can rectify the officialdom...
2. Next, the group leader will organize the speech:
A strange thing happened in the court of Li Dynasty. Once the civil and military officials of Manchu Dynasty fell asleep, they would pass by a boy named Xie Fan from Huaguo, City A, Qixing High School, Class 21 High School. This is not bad, let's experience life thousands of years from now in advance.
It's a pity that they are not wearing human bodies, but various items.
I saw Xie Fan sitting down on the stool with the spirit of the emperor of the Li Dynasty, spinning the signature pen of the great scholar's spirit in his hand, then stepping on the waist of the old minister of the Ministry of Rites - his desk bar, and confidently began to answer the Chinese paper.
"Excuse me, what does the word 'fertile' mean in 'Sometimes you are lazy at night, and you often wet your face with water'?"
Xie Fan cursed in a low voice, "It's all the same thing, the teacher taught one thing, and the exam tested another thing!" His mind was empty, but his hands began to translate unconsciously.
Um?
Um! ?
What's going on? Is this what the teacher meant by enlightenment? Is this the legendary theme? Could it be that I am really a genius?
Academician Wang An tried his best to control the direction of the pen tip with his consciousness. He was sweating profusely and panting from exhaustion, and finally handed in a paper that he could barely read.
After an exam, when he went to court the next day, Academician Wang had to take three days off because his waist was broken, his brain was injured and his bones were weak.
Xie Fan: Sure enough, a second-grade official is a good person. If you want to take a vacation, you can take a vacation!
Wang An: Doesn't your face get hot when you say this?
Purpose: Freedom and love are the highest ideals of life
