Monty Python x Emperor
After three rounds of drinking, Xiao Jingqin felt dizzy and the scenery in front of him began to become blurry.
He stood up unsteadily, walked to Xuan Ming in vain, reached out to touch his cheek, and said vaguely: "Xuan Ming, do you know, you are so good-looking..."
As he spoke, he unexpectedly leaned down and kissed Xuan Ming's cold scales gently.
The next moment, Xiao Jingqin felt his eyes blur. The original cold and hard touch disappeared, replaced by warm skin and strong arms.
He opened his eyes in surprise, only to meet a pair of eyes as deep as the night sky.
"You..." Xiao Jingqin was shocked and speechless. He looked at the person in front of him in disbelief, or rather, a god.
I saw that the giant python originally entrenched in the palace turned into an unparalleledly handsome man at some point.
Her long, ink-like hair hangs casually around her shoulders, and her whole body exudes a noble and cold temperament, like a god above the nine heavens, making people afraid to look at her.
"Who are you?" Xiao Jingqin subconsciously wanted to retreat, but the man grabbed his waist and held him tightly in his arms.
"Your Majesty, don't you remember me?" The man's deep voice sounded in his ears, carrying a hint of imperceptible grievance and accusation.
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"Your Majesty, I said that I will be your most loyal guardian, including... Your dragon bed."
Xiao Jingqin's eyes widened immediately, and before he could react, Xuan Ming threw him onto the dragon chair.
Xiao Jingqin was so frightened by Xuan Ming's sudden move that his heart beat like a drum and his cheeks were hot.
When had he, the majestic king of a country, been treated like this?
"Xuan Ming! How dare you!" He scolded angrily, trying hard to push Xuan Ming away from him.
But Xuan Ming didn't move at all. Two balls of flame seemed to be burning in his golden vertical pupils, and his hot breath sprayed on Xiao Jingqin's ears, with an undoubted domineering feeling.
"Your Majesty, I said that I will be your most loyal guardian."
Intention: Say goodbye to Moerer, and have fireworks every year