I'm Praying for Peace in the Underworld [Sweet Essay]

After Tao Xiaotao Tuanjian, a social worker, overturned and died, as soon as he opened his eyes, he was fascinated by the red couplet posted on the door of the underworld: The first line reads "peace and joy", the second line reads "good luck and good luck", and the horizontal line reads "long life". (Tao Xiaotao OS: Does this hell want collective unemployment?) Before she could come to her senses, she looked at the SSR "Tall, Rich and Handsome" King of Hell skin that she liked to mention, and fell into deep contemplation... It doesn't matter! Tao Xiaotao, who had changed her skin and was full of enthusiasm, decided to restart her job in the underworld. From then on, she became Bai Fumei and reached the pinnacle of ghost life. BUT This is wrong! In the first mission, Tao Xiaotao takes the Prince of Hell, who has exchanged souls with her, to capture the fugitive criminal from the underworld. In order to break into the enemy's interior, I can only "bear the pain" and let the Lord of Hell become a baby mother for a sixty-year-old man~ Lord Yama (twisting his eyebrows): "Isn't this bad?" Tao Xiaotao (speaking righteously but still with her hands on her hips): "You are the only girl here, go ahead ~ Yan Xiaoma!" I just don't want to... The cross-dressing Prince of Hell was photographed beautifully, and was even posted on the "Toutiao Tonight" APP by reporters. Mission two, this time return to the modern world to eradicate the dead people who caused trouble. Still in order to break into the enemy's interior, Tao Xiaotao "tearfully" asked the Prince of Hell, who had changed into a man, to dress up as a victim of a rape case and play a game of fishing for law enforcement. Tao Xiaotao (eyes firm as if joining the party): "Come on, women's clothing only has 0 and countless times~" Lord Yama (tightening his collar to dodge and refuse): "I'm almost 1.9 Meters tall, so why don't I dress up as a woman?" Tao Xiaotao (with a sad expression but not smiling): "That's right, I'll change the breast pad to an E for you!" In the third task, the two of them traveled back to ancient times and staged the drama of "I am a general at the border". Then in order to win the war, we have to break into the enemy's interior to investigate the situation. I can't bear to let the King of Hell trap me for not getting any news~ Lord Yama (waved his hands to refuse three times in a row): "Why, it's me again? This time I won't dress up as a woman!" Tao Xiaotao (both unreasonable and strong): "This time, you can only put aside your dream of dressing up as a woman and become the consort of the enemy princess. You will have food and drink, and you will have two babies in three years!" Feeling that things were gradually heading in a strange direction, Yan Guanxing, the Prince of Hell, finally made a move on the dull-witted Tao Xiaotao and started flirting with her. Relying on his own efforts, he turned the passionate sand sculptures into pure love romances. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Small Theater Yan Ping'an, "the leader of the Underworld Fault, the Great Emperor of Fengdu, whose surname is Yan Guanxing, and whose nickname is Ping'an" (no, cross it out! The King of Hell has spoken, please call him Yan Guanxing!), Reluctantly approached Tao Xiaotao. So, Yan Guanxing, who was still a pretty girl, asked coldly. "Tell me! What did you do to my body? How come I lost tens of millions of followers in one day, took countless dark turns, and was saddled with all kinds of scandalous news about cheating, coming out, and persecuting my subordinates?" Opposite me, Tao Xiaotao, who is as handsome as a flower on the high mountain, but whose eyes are wandering around, revealing a sense of anonymity, counterattacks. "Lord Yan Pingan, please give me the password for your rich ghost treasure?" "Why?" What a joke, no one has ever dared to make such a request to him, the King of Hell. And when Tao Xiaotao pressed against his skin, her voice suddenly changed from the tinkling tinkling of a mountain spring to the dull sound of bubbles in the mud, all oily and unfamiliar to him. "Woman, it's not just to support you." Intention: Being in darkness, thinking about light