
Why Are You Pretending to Pity You, a Monster?
装什么可怜你这妖精
by Mirror Sea Hanging Wood (镜海悬木)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 251k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 10mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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[Gudan's new article "Why His Highness the Prince Clung to the Little Blind Man" is welcome to collect] —— Copywriting of this article: A pampered Persian cat wanders outside, and he tightens his belt to spoil him/easy sweet article He looks like a stinky gangster, but he is actually a naive wolf-dog attack × The squeamish, poisonous-tongued young master suffers —— The young master Qiao Kezhi met boxer Qi Yixiao for the first time on the rainy night when he ran away from home. Qi Yixiao: "Whose little beauty is lost?" Qiao Kezhi: "Hey! Can you see more clearly?!" Qi Yixiao's red hair and muscular body were like a double-door Korean comic. When Qiao Kezhi saw it, he shook his head and ran away! But the other party actually warmly invited Qiao Kezhi to stay at his house, with food and lodging included. Wasn't this a personal bodyguard and a handsome nanny on call that he picked up for nothing? Qiao Kezhi agreed immediately! —— Qi Yixiao wanted Qiao Kezhi to work hard and be self-reliant. Unexpectedly, Qiao Kezhi went to work for only half a day and was fired by his boss and sent home! Qi Yixiao wanted Qiao Kezhi to live a good life and learn to do housework, so Qiao Kezhi directly asked a friend to send him a high-end sweeping and mopping machine! But Qi Yixiao, a fool, still did not give up on transforming Qiao Kezhi, and continued to patiently take care of the little cat-sculpted master who ran out of the greenhouse. Qiao Kezhi was gradually moved. After all, although the big-headed Qi Yixiao had a pitiful background, his kindness in his heart was very inspiring. Qiao Kezhi couldn't help but call him a male god! —— Qi Yixiao: "Xiao Ke... Actually, I think you are a very outstanding and good child. Is there any misunderstanding between you and your family?" Qiao Kezhi: "Why, I'm bothering you by living in your house. Do you want to drive me home?" Qi Yixiao quickly denied: "No, I just want to know more about you." Qiao Kezhi said angrily: "You don't need to know about my father and me." Qi Yixiao: "But I really want to know everything about you." Qi Yixiao's words were similar to a confession, and Qiao Kezhi thought he was dreaming. —— Qiao Kezhi signed up for an e-sports competition, but was misunderstood by Qi Yixiao that he would only waste time playing games. The two accidentally kissed twice, but Qi Yixiao only regarded it as an even deal. In his heart, was the kiss between the two so disgusting? At a low point when they thought their relationship had stalled, Qi Yixiao went traveling with Qiao Kezhi's friends and was accidentally assigned to a honeymoon suite. After getting along, Qiao Kezhi feels that the male god also likes her, so use the method of seduction, Qiao Fairy! —— After the seduction went too far, Qiao Kezhi deliberately pretended to be asleep on the sofa to avoid being in the same room. But Qi Yixiao tentatively called Qiao Kezhi's name and said, "It would be great if you... Only belonged to me..." When Qiao Kezhi hopes that the relationship between the two will take a further step, he always feels that Qi Yixiao is hiding something. What is it that stands between the two of them? "If you fall into my fox's den, Qiao Kezhi, don't even think about escaping from my grasp!" ! ! What Qiao Kezhi wants is the firmest choice and the most fearless companionship. Can Qi Yixiao give it to him? —— During Qi Yixiao's transfer period, many excellent foreign clubs contacted him, and even his favorite overseas club sent him an offer. Qiao Kezhi: "You should think about it. We are not together yet anyway. I don't want you to give up your dreams for me." Qi Yixiao: "Fool, who said my dream is to go to that club. Where can I not box? My dream has already come true the day I met you." The person who truly loves you will be waiting for you at the end. —— [Tackling the straight and bending and self-defeating, the sexual orientation is unknown in the early stage] [Forcibly attack the temptation, please clear the mines by yourself, stay if you like it, if you don't like it, you can leave, thank you] Qi Yixiao's early stage: Big bitter tea is rampant Later stage: Bravely kicking the cabinet door and boldly courting love Qiao Kezhi's early stage: Acting cute to survive. Later stage: Locking the door even in the shower. 1V1/Shuangjie/HE/7 years difference in years/chasing the wife in the later stage [Commentary has been started, please interact when it is finished! [Self-painted cover] —— —— New copywriting: [Gudan's new article, please be healthy! The evil and enchanting beauty attacks × the cold and innocent invincible —— 1. Wuwu was born blind, his biological father and mother were missing, and even his name was given by his master. When he was still in his infancy, he was taken back to the pavilion by his master Cang Su, who raised him and raised him, and he actually became the martial arts master with the best martial arts in the world. In the past seventeen years, he has never been to Junjing Mountain. He has been practicing martial arts on the mountain with his classmates, walking with kites and picking fruits. He thought he would spend his whole life on the mountain until Cangsu attained enlightenment and became an immortal, leaving Wuwu, who was invincible in the world, to look after his disciples in the world. After taking over Cangsu Pavilion, Wuwu practiced martial arts day and night on the mountain, not daring to slack off, until one day... A group of strangers in gorgeous clothes came to the pavilion and asked to see him. The handsome man at the head turned out to be the prince of Lingxiao Kingdom at the foot of the mountain - Fei Ci. "My surname is Fei, and my single name is Ci. Can Wu Xian really not come out for me?" "I don't know." "…………" Fei Ci went to Junjing Mountain for the third time and asked Wuwu to come out, with all kinds of tricks. After half-coaxing and half-cheating, Wuwang agreed to be Feici's bodyguard and followed him. Wu Wang didn't know that Fei Ci was noble and charming on the outside, but in fact he was just a violent and lonely degenerate, with little tenderness left to Wu Wang alone. 2. After going down the mountain, Wuwu followed Fei Ci all the way to find a mysterious man. The mysterious man was able to destroy Ling Xiao in the national master's prophetic dream, and there was only one year left before the date of occurrence. In order to find the mysterious man as soon as possible, Feici lost his judgment and captured many innocent warriors. Wuwang didn't want to follow Fei Ci in doing evil, so he swung his sword and struck at the prince Fei Ci who he was supposed to protect. After the two parted ways, Wuwu heard that there was a thief who wanted to rob Fei Ci. He was worried and wrote an anonymous letter. He was still worried and even disguised himself to rescue Fei Ci. Wuwu doesn't know that Feici deliberately walked into the thief's trap just to win Wuwu's forgiveness. This time, both of them finally understood that they had each other in their hearts. "My goodness, can you help me see what this letter says? The writing on it is so messy that I can't understand it." "You... You came here on purpose today?" "What do you think?" In the nights when he slept in bed and bathed in the same bucket, Wuwu regretted it. If he had left in the first place, he wouldn't have had to suffer Feici's torture. After all, Wuwu was at the age where he was in full swing, and Feici was extremely handsome, so he would always get into Wuwu's dreams and tease her repeatedly for no reason. Moreover, Feici was autocratic and arbitrary, and even took away Wuwang's first kiss. Is this how personal bodyguards are used? 3. Ever since he could walk, Wuwang had only been thinking about practicing martial arts. His mind is simple, more innocent than the ice spring on the tip of the snow-capped mountains. He doesn't know how to love, and his heart can only hold Cangsu Pavilion in Junjing Mountain. Dancing with swords, practicing in seclusion, and even practicing internal skills under snow-capped mountains and waterfalls are all as easy and simple for Wuwu as drinking water and eating. He is proficient in all eighteen weapons, but he cannot see through people's hearts. He thought that all he needed to do was go down the mountain to be Feici's bodyguard and stay with him, but who knew that Shanxia's tricks were so deep. After entering the palace, Wuwu found that the routines in the palace were one after another. The one-year limit is getting closer and closer. Can Lingxiao Kingdom, which is regarded as a treasure by Fei Ci, really be safe and sound? —— Note: ●Updated every 2 days ●1v1, the protagonist Shou, HE, Wuwu is the strongest in the world! ●#About being the prince's personal bodyguard but involving himself in it# ●He is considered a fairy but not exactly a fairy. He mainly helps the prince to protect the mountains and rivers! ●Contains elements such as martial arts/strategy/saving the world/powerful robbery/fate and other elements ●The background is empty and all settings are private. If you like it, keep it. If you don't like it, don't force it. Thank you! ●The prince Fei Ci, who is in charge of the world, also has people he cannot get, and Wu Xian Wuwu, who has no intentions and desires, also wants to live as a disciple. Intention: If you bloom, butterflies will come


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