The first time Bernoulli watched Inzaghi play was in the Champions League.
Inzaghi came on as a substitute and scored two goals. He looked straight at the child and vowed to compete with this handsome uncle who stood beautifully and moved abstractly.
It's a pity that when the kid brother spent three years and made his debut in Serie A with the status of golden boy as a bolt from the blue, the handsome uncle retired and the handsome uncle went to coach.
Bernoulli said that since we can't be teammates, we can just be opponents.
So the boy had a one-night stand in Serie B and promised to beat the team he led in every game against Inzaghi. After the game, he even asked for autographs.
Inzaghi laughed angrily.
As a result, at the end of the season, my team went straight to Serie A with the Rockets, and the handsome uncle was fired.
Bernoulli was combing his hair helplessly at home, what should he do?
At this time, Inzaghi called him after class.
"Kid, why do you want to follow me?"
Bernoulli could imagine the handsome uncle ogling him in a charming way. He shook his hands excitedly and dropped his cell phone in the milk, thus destroying it.
But he had no time to save his latest iPhone. He rushed to the garage and picked out a sports car with a flashy color. He stepped on the accelerator and went straight to Inzaghi's house. He said "I do" to his handsome uncle before the police arrested him for speeding and took him back to the police station.
Inzaghi looked surprised at first, then smiled and winked at Bernoulli.
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Then he watched helplessly as the child turned red from head to toe with excitement as if the proposal had been successful, and fainted.
……
Perhaps Inzaghi is one of the luckiest coaches in the world.
Most other coaches have average results when they are players, but to become famous as a coach, they not only need to work hard to defeat monsters and level up, externally resist the coach next door's words, but internally they also need to balance the team's top management, manage the locker room, and directly drop from "holy" to "high" after losing a game.
Not only did Inzaghi have all the honors as a player, but he also did an impressive job as a coach. Not only did he not suffer from any baldness and white hair, but his hair was black, shiny and thick, and his face was full of spring breeze, and the skin on his face was spread out.
There was a coach who came here to seek advice, but when he came back he looked disheveled. When asked by his colleagues why he was like this, he just repeatedly sighed, "Time is also fate."
This aroused the curiosity of other coaches and they went to visit one after another.
So one day watching the game -
Inzaghi (incompetent and furious): Just go there, throw your foot down, send the ball forward, and then kick it toward the goal! ?
Teammate (question marks popping up in his head): Coach, are you speaking in human language?
Bernoulli (popped the ball and scored): Oh oh oh Pipo, you are so good at teaching!
In the end, Inzaghi won the game with an xjbt formation. The two people who will carry forward this formation and spread it throughout the ages hugged each other without expression on the sidelines and celebrated wildly.
Spectating coach:…
Ah, is this just cheating?
Intention: I will never allow flowers to become dried flowers!
