
Cannon Fodder Attack, He Lay Flat!
炮灰攻,他躺平了!
by Jellyfish Treading Water (水母踩水)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 169k Words
- Chapters
- 52
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeLove
- POVTop-Lead (Gong)
- Age18+
- Episodic
- Lighthearted
- Rebirth
Synopsis
[Highlight: Focus on the unit article on begetting (begotten)] [The comment area is closed, I decline to accuse the party] Almost every novel needs such a brainless and vicious cannon fodder. After being slapped in the face and abused by the protagonist, he exits miserably. In response, the cannon fodder said: Get lost! Don't treat cannon fodder like a human being! World 1: Earth's Sun Puppy Male Insect Attack In his previous life, Nasus was an earthling who was coaxed into being a host by an unscrupulous interstellar economic company after time traveling. He is a loser in both singing and dancing and has extreme social phobia. He has only a beautiful face and a paralyzed face. He has become the comparison group for the male protagonist of the article next door who is obsessed with insects. He has been posted on the forum and ridiculed all year round. Earthboy worked hard to train, win fans, and do business, but the harder he worked, the more miserable he became. He was extremely lacking in Zerg knowledge and made jokes many times, and successfully won the honorary title of the first "Nine Leaky Fish". But as a still-life vase-type anchor, Earth Boy always stays firmly next to the protagonist. He gradually realized that he was not suitable to be a host. He died unexpectedly just after saving enough ransom money, and was reborn as soon as he opened his eyes. Earth Cub: Great! I don't want to be internally consumed any more, just sit back and let myself be laughed at. Retirement requires so much money, it's better to have a guaranteed salary to support me in retirement! Unexpectedly, he was so happy that he won the championship in the year-end election (also known as the Oiran Redemption Contest/The Battle for the Silliest Fool/The Famous Scene of Cutting Leeks). In order to make money for his wife, he worked a job for each of the eight tentacles: My wife is the best anchor in the entire galaxy! ! The working emperor never admits defeat. If it's no longer possible, I'll make a few more JPGs. Do stupid husbands also like to drink chocolate milk? The fake young master is dull, stupid, weak and has low self-esteem. He appears to be sunny and charming, but in reality he is paranoid and dark and criticizes the real young master for being bisexual. In her previous life, Li Miaomiao was a stupid and vicious fake young master in the novel "The True and False Young Master". Not only did she occupy the magpie's nest, but she also tried to monopolize the love of her adoptive parents, and finally ended up being betrayed by all her relatives. After unexpected rebirth, Li Miaomiao decisively chose to leave voluntarily, originally thinking that she would be severely beaten by life. But something unexpected happened. After falling in love, he seemed to be at the peak of his life, and he suddenly got a wife and children. Li Miaomiao: "Okay~ This is me. I am not as beautiful as the heartthrob next door, and I am not as powerful as Long Aotian at a certain point, but I am not as game over as I was in my previous life. My name is Li Miaomiao, and I am the most ordinary fake young master among thousands of real and fake young masters. " Copywriting for the next book is available in advance, please collect it ^^ [If you want to create a little bit of popular dog training literature, the persona you may receive will change] Salted fish beauty heartthrob straight man fucks all kinds of starting point men Xie Yu is the Bai Yueguang of the scumbag General Attack in a certain Tangli. He is the lover of his dreams that the General Attack dare not blaspheme, and he is also the cold and aloof existence that countless men behind the General Attack are jealous of. Once bound to the dog training system, he was thrown into the story of an aristocratic boys' school. Xie Yu: Hahaha, too lazy to spray. Can a pure and beautiful male college student meet a gentle senior sister? But he hasn't even seen a hair on his senior sister's body yet, but he is being picked on by three roommates one after another. Roommate No. 1 Is a genius hacker in the urban stud novel, and she tries her best to share a bed with him. Roommate No. 2 Is a candle dragon from a fantasy movie. He relies on his ability to turn back time and tries his best to eat him. Roommate No. 3 Is the feudal eldest father in ancient Machiavellian literature. He is held responsible for an unintentional kiss. Xie Yu is a fair person, and he will roll over every slap he gets. He is a straight man. I thought that a combination of cold violence and slaps would be able to get rid of these three troubles. Unexpectedly, the dog training points were all maxed out, and they still wanted to pester him. Intention: Sincerity is the prerequisite for communication between people.
