[The follow-up article "The Nth Day I Was Touched by a Green Tea High School Student" will be published next year. Please collect it.
White cut, black, crazy, green tea attack
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Copywriting of this article
Mo Ke accidentally met a netizen on a university forum. He was mysterious, aloof, unreasonable, and occasionally disappeared.
Mo Ke thought they could chat well and talked about everything, including his crush on senior Duan Xuning. He has become a social terrorist on the Internet, and occasionally threatens people with harsh words to play games with him.
When the seniors were playing basketball, Mo Ke stood by the basketball court and secretly took photos and sent them to netizens.
Mo Ke: Isn't he handsome?
Mo Ke: My partner.
D:……
When the senior came to the stage to give a speech, Mo Ke went in and out of his ears, thinking about how many abs he had under his white shirt. Of course, he also chatted.
Mo Ke: With this figure, one day I can go to the swimming pool and take a look.
D: ... Does your high school have ideological and moral courses?
Mo Ke not only thought about it, he also implemented it.
In the swimming pool, he deliberately dilated and tidied up his swimming goggles until someone gently pulled them backwards.
Duan Xuning's voice was complex: "Mo Ke, your swimming trunks are hemmed."
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Duan Xuning, a third-year medical student, Xicheng University schoolboy, with a high naturally curly nose bridge, ethnic minority origin, is undeniably handsome. But he is taciturn, cold and reserved, making it difficult to get close to him.
His cell phone has been ringing lately, with messages coming one after another.
Very annoying and boring.
One day, the opponent was stalking him, and Duan Xuning was so obsessed that he patted his abdominal muscles and sent them to him.
As a result, my roommate who was sleeping with the curtains closed saw him.
Seeing his ascetic-faced brother lift up his clothes and take pictures with a calm expression, his roommate was confused and shocked: "You... Are you naked/chatting?"
Duan Xuning was stunned, his face turned green and white, and he said for a long time: "... Get out."
Roommate: "... Okay, you continue."
Not only that, but the roommate also found that Duan Xuning was wearing headphones to talk to people, and even before he recovered from his cold, he had to make appointments with each other in a hoarse voice.
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Face-based small theater:
When Mo Ke arrived at the coffee shop where they met, he suddenly found that Duan Xuning was also in the shop, sitting alone in front of the window with two cups of coffee on the table. Mo Ke secretly thought that he was lucky and chose the next table to sit down. By the way, he called to ask why the person who had arranged to meet him was late.
The phone went through, and the cell phone next door rang.
Mo Ke was stunned, hung up and called again. The call from the next door rang again, and he pressed the button to answer the call.
Mo Ke raised his eyes blankly: "..."
Duan Xuning looked towards him with a half-smile, pointed to the seat next to him, and his deep voice merged with the receiver of his mobile phone: "This is for you."
Mo Ke: "..."
Later, Mo Ke ran away.
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*Imaginary, the university setting is not completely consistent with reality
*The protagonist is not a perfect protagonist, each has its own shortcomings
*In the last year, he
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Pre-receipt of the next column - "The Record of a Puppy Pretending to Be Good and Overturning a Car"
[Advance receipt copy]:
It was a rainy night and extremely hot and muggy. Mu Yuanhuai calmly signed his father's death certificate in the morgue.
The unexpected car accident on the eve of receiving the certificate not only took away the stepmother he had never met, but also left him with an even bigger trouble, that woman's son.
Day off.
When he was woken up by the class teacher's phone call for the third time, Mu Yuanhuai finally realized what a stupid thing he had done.
He kicked Zhu Jing awake beside him: "Answer the phone."
Zhu Jing said sleepily: "Hey, Teacher Xu... I forgot. Well, I'm next to you."
When the phone was handed back, a female voice came out: "Parent Zhu Jing, all the parents are here, you haven't gotten up yet?"
Mu Yuanhuai: "..."
Mu Yuanhuai went to school to pick someone up and knocked down a group of gangsters surrounding Zhu Jing.
The next day, Zhu Jing sent him a video.
In the video, the dean pointed at the surveillance screenshot: "Which class is this stab in the head? If we fight without wearing school uniforms, do you think I'm blind?!"
Mu Yuanhuai: "..."
In the screenshot, he is holding the gangster's collar and lighting a cigarette arrogantly.
The head teachers of each class: Shake their heads, I don't know.
There was silence, and Zhu Jing suddenly raised his hand: "Director, he is from my family."
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Mu Yuanhuai accidentally drank drugged wine.
In the small bathroom, the mirror reflected the two figures closely together.
He asked Zhu Jing for his cell phone, and Zhu Jing said, "I didn't bring it with me."
Mu Yuanhuai pressed his chin: "Do you think I didn't see your pocket?"
Zhu Jing was silent, took out her phone, and long pressed the power button to turn it off.
Mu Yuanhuai: "?"
Zhu Jing: "It's malfunctioning."
"..."
Under the dazzling incandescent light.
Zhu Jing threw her phone on the table, lowered her eyes and asked warmly: "Cold water or me, brother, choose one."
"... Cold water."
Zhu Jing opened the hem of Mu Yuanhuai's clothes.
"I said cold water! You... Um..."
"Isn't my brother a straight man?" The young man's slender fingers caressed the tail of Mu Yuanhuai's eyes, "Why are you shaking?"
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Mu Yuanhuai will never forget that day of humiliation.
Zhu Jing came home for the holidays from college. He opened his arms around his waist and said, "Go back to school. Don't keep coming back to bother me if you have nothing to do."
Zhu Jing raised his head and stared at the large red mark on his neck without saying a word.
Mu Yuanhuai: "... What are you looking at? Are mosquito bites bad?"
Zhu Jing tilted her head and raised her lips, saying harshly: "The one who got in last night was also a mosquito?"
Mu Yuanhuai kicked Zhu Jing: "Get out..."
[White Cut Black Crazy Patch Green Tea Attack x Unruly and Irritated Straight Man Shou] At the end of the year, he
Purpose: Study hard for a better tomorrow
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