[The next book is "Professional dog licking, but a heartthrob", the copy is at the end]
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Copywriting of this article:
In the small world, there are always a group of people who have stupid cannon fodder scripts, or have insufficient IQ, or poor emotional intelligence, or short-sightedness and other shortcomings. With various miserable cannon fodder fates, they have become the face-slapping material in the early stages of Destiny's Child and an insignificant stepping stone on the road to success.
As a new system that just left the factory, 155 has zero work experience, but he is determined to work hard to complete the internship task of being an idiot cannon fodder and become a glorious and mature system.
Second Young Master Gu, who only wanted to live a happy life, was suddenly told that he was a fake young master, and that the real young master was a country bumpkin from an unknown country.
Facing the future, I will continue to commit suicide, my parents will not care about me, my friends will laugh at me, and my fate will be cannon fodder!
Second Young Master Gu decided to follow the system's guidance and take the initiative to go to the countryside before the real young master entered the house...
After learning the identity of Second Young Master Gu, everyone in the circle was waiting to see his joke.
Who doesn't know that the reason why Gu Ershao was flattered and favored by him in the past was because of his family background and generous spending. Apart from his face, he himself was just the worst second generation ancestor.
Everyone envied him, and they had also hated him for a long time.
But——
Gong: Wait, aren't Shou and I friends? Why did he call me his boyfriend in front of others!
System: (scratches head) (looks at ground) But the mission... Seems to be completed.
Idiot, cannon fodder and fake young master's attack × self-attack
Note: 1. The copywriting is useless and sweet.
2. The original unit copy was changed to a single story short.
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Serial copy:
1. His parents died, his sick brother, millions of debts left behind, and he was broken.
Qi Li, who has fallen from a rich young master to the bottom of the abyss,
When I'm desperate,
Became an unknown professional dog licker.
Clearly marked price, qualified time management master.
As long as the money is in place, Lingfen will act with sincerity until you cry deeply.
2. Gu Ye, captain of the school basketball team, comes from a wealthy family, is handsome and charming, and has countless suitors like crucian carp crossing the river.
But others could only persist for two or three months after being rejected. Qi Li, the number one dog licker, was of the same sex, but he persisted for two years regardless of face.
Report in front of Gu Ye at a fixed time every day.
It can be called the number one joke at Beijing University!
Everyone said that Qi Li loved him to the core and would never be able to live without him for the rest of his life.
Even Gu Ye himself felt so.
But one day,
Qi Li suddenly stopped licking.
Not only that, he even turned around and became the licking dog of his mortal enemy——
Slap him in the face in public.
3. Later, Gu Ye realized that he was sincere and asked him why, in an attempt to get back together, but unexpectedly Qi Li, who was devoted and affectionate, took out a price list——
If you are in love, scan the QR code first and wait in line quickly!
The sinister and paranoid boss, the top disabled actor, the doctor who is the flower of the mountain, the gentle and scum professor...
Former clients suddenly started practicing their own rituals.
4. Qi Li's first rule for licking dogs:
Professional dog lickers only make money but don't talk about relationships.
The transaction is over and the relationship is back to zero!
Once you make enough money, of course you can say goodbye to work and live a carefree life.
What? You said you all came after me to become my boyfriend?
Can a dog-licker be punished by chasing her husband to the crematorium?
The fake young white flower who only wants to work hard and make money attacks various employers.
Note: 1. The copywriting is useless and I really can't express the feeling.
2. The appearance and appearance are different, the work personality is submissive and the sweet brother is a licker, but the actual young master has a temper and loves to complain in his heart.
3. Double cleansing
Intention: Destiny always has the best gifts.
Reader comments
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Zero clicks feel hopeless [laughing and crying] Life is miserable
I always feel strange after reading the beginning, because "Dream of Red Mansions" is a work that everyone is familiar with, and Lin Daiyu's image has been deeply rooted in people's hearts. I feel that Lin Daiyu is just a name here, more like a bait to attract attention. Lin Daiyu's character collapses very badly here, and it is not as good as an original heroine who travels back and forth or is reborn. In her previous life, Jia Baoyu died so tragically, and she is a very sensitive person, but in this The story feels like a social cow, and you don't feel that this is Lin Daiyu at all. The development of the male and female protagonists is really too fast, and the development of the emotional line is a bit abrupt. Confessions in that era were still very implicit, but the male and female protagonists did not have a strong defense between men and women, and the interaction between them was more modern. The most difficult thing to understand is that the emperor fell in love with the heroine at a glance and asked her to enter the palace as a concubine. In order to set off Lin Daiyu's excellence, it was too much for the heroine!
Zero clicks feel hopeless [laughing and crying] Life is miserable
Cute, cute, everyone is cute [Milk Tea]
I want to touch this little fox hard...