In the early stage: Dark, crazy and vicious attack, in the later stage: Yin Yang green tea and white lotus crying bag attack
Criticize heaven and earth to criticize the emperor, there is no good person in the world!
Someone asked him why he looked so ugly in front of the emperor?
Answer: "His face is full of cunning and insidiousness. I feel like vomiting after seeing too much of it."
He was misunderstood by his sweetheart. Even though his eyes were red, he still looked contemptuous, "I thought my brain was for use, but I didn't expect it to be just a decoration for you."
If you feel unhappy, just bombard you directly
"If you're good to me, don't be good to others anymore. Like a dog leaving scent marks everywhere, it doesn't make people sick."
"You... It's not good for you to say that..."
"A beautiful scenery has been tarnished by heartless dogs. Is it the scenery's fault?"
"This..."
He gritted his teeth and said, "If you have nothing to say, get out."
He may seem careless and heartless, but in fact he is thoughtful, ambitious, and very funny.
Life is like a play, it all depends on acting, and acting cannot be achieved through punching or kicking.
On the surface, they are being protected, but in fact, they are being kept low. Be talented but don't show it, be strong in martial arts but be showy.
Once discovered - yo~ he has some skills.
It's over! !
Open gun! Stab in the back! Regardless of whether you are difficult to defend or not, killing you quickly is the only way to go!
Some people say that poems written while drunk are truly wonderful!
Haha: "I've been able to compose a poem like this for decades, how can that be bad?" (Wiping sweat secretly)
Huh? ! He must have mastered martial arts, his sword dance was as clean and neat as a startling dragon!
Hem: "Then you must practice intensively. You get up early and go to bed late just to practice this dance." (Slaps chest and breathes a sigh of relief)
I've already acted like this, I've already managed to leave everyone with the impression of "I'm not good at anything, but I'm a good person", and yet I'm still being targeted! Most importantly, he was called a dog! !
Uncle can bear it! I can tolerate it too. . .
"Are you willing to be a stupid dog under people's feet for the rest of your life?"
"Are you willing to be like a dog and let your life depend on others?"
"You are just willing to behave like a dog..."
"Hey! Okay, okay! You can't get along with a dog, right?"
I can't bear it anymore! After giving it to you for so many years, but the imperial power still hasn't been won, then it's time to give up.
I'm coming!
Purpose: to pave the way for young people to grow up