After studying abroad for ten years, Song Ye returned to China. As soon as he landed, a voice suddenly appeared in his mind: "You are a special sleeping pill."
"QAQ?" The staunch materialist warrior didn't take it seriously.
When he raised his head, he immediately locked eyes with his former rival - Lu Ming.
The first impression... Not yet. He received a heavy blow on the face, followed by a blow on the back of the head. Lu Ming grabbed his ear and walked out: "You still know how to come back."
Song Ye suppressed the anger that he had been holding back for ten years: "..." Wait.
At the wedding banquet, he was sarcastic and pinched Lu Ming's thighs hard under the table. Seeing that he was grinning in pain and losing his usual coolness, he was still not smiling——
In front of the two big families, Lu Ming tilted his head and fell into his arms... Did he fall asleep?
Don't you mean severe insomnia?
Slowly, he discovered that whenever he touched Lu Ming, he would fall asleep. He would sleep anywhere regardless of the occasion, and he would have to carry him to the bed with him.
Lu Ming used the water cup he had used to sleep.
Lu Ming squeezed his chest muscles that were sweating after working out, and then fell asleep.
Lu Ming helped him suck his scratched finger and go to sleep.
…
After touch, saliva, sweat, and blood have no effect, only the last bit of body fluid is left...
Lu Ming's eyes were red and she tore his clothes: "Help me..."
Song Ye struggled to escape: "We are brothers, we can't--you wait for me to wash up first!"
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He did everything he should and should not do, working as an assistant nanny during the day, and working as a sleeping pill and pillow at night. Song Ye couldn't bear it anymore: "What do you think I am!"
Lu Ming's eyes flashed with loneliness for a moment: "... Friend."
"*!" Song Ye finally plucked up the courage to take that step: "I like——"
Lu Ming swayed and fell into his arms. Instead of falling asleep, he had a heart attack again...
Small theater:
Shou: "Do you like my brother? You bring him breakfast every day when he goes to school."
Gong: "Just because you like it if you give me a hard-boiled egg? Then what does it mean to add two eggs to the egg-filled pancake that I have been giving you for three years?"
Shou: "... It's considered a filial son."
Gong: "... Shit, it's considered hospice care."
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Shou Chang slept until two o'clock in the middle of the night. When he opened his eyes, he was startled by the figure beside the bed: "You are sick. You climbed into my bed in the middle of the night. You don't want to do anything to me, do you?"
Gong: "I'm afraid you won't be able to sleep forever and I'll have to mourn you."
Shou: "Are you worried about me?"
Gong: "... I'm jet-lagged. It's lunch time over there. I'm hungry. Looking at you makes me feel unappetized."
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Brother Shou: Who in my family understands that I suddenly turned into my sister-in-law when I was little?
Two mothers: Why don't these two little guys get together after kissing each other to death? Write a fan story about them!
Attacking Sister: Why does my brother bark at his own sister and wag his tail at his neighbor's brother?
Reading tips:
1. All medical knowledge comes from the Internet, little cuties, please don't take it seriously and don't imitate it~
2. Shou has a slight tendency to dress up as a woman~
3. Shuang Jie, she once attacked the school beauty she liked, just to piss him off, without any real feelings ~
Chapters 4.85, 86, 87, And 89 are haunted by shards of glass. You and I love each other deeply but are stimulated by external conflicts. They torture your body and mind. Chapter 89 tortures your heart. If you don't mind, you can skip it~
The copy of "After Scum Gong is Bind to the Male Virtue System" is here:
There are such people in the world:
They are cold-natured and mercenary. They hide their scheming and pretend to be kind. They deliberately get close to beautiful, powerful and miserable people, use false concern to trick them into giving their sincerity, and step on their shoulders to get everything they want.
Then he coldly abandoned his lover who had nothing and left.
They are collectively called Zugong.
The masculine virtue system gives them a chance to start over: [Our slogan is, refuse to be a scumbag and abide by masculine virtue!
Early scum attack: sneer at it.
Later slag attack: learn word by word.
(Real and Fake Young Master) Bai Qie's black age, the real young master's scumbag attack × the head of the evil bird family with disabled legs
You are the true young master who was maliciously replaced and exiled. You disguised yourself as a pure and innocent man, deliberately seduced the uncle of the family master, lured him into perdition, defrauded him of money, and imprisoned him in a mental hospital after your revenge, and ignored him.
Once again, a guy who claims to be a man's moral system comes to the door: "Cheating and exploiting your wife to neglect your wife is against man's morality, electric shock!"
You:? ? ?
(Ancient times) The Emperor Zigong × The general who had his military power taken away was the husband's wife.
You are a little prince who is ignored and looked down upon. During the battle to seize the throne, the young general protected you against rebellion and forced you into the palace. You were killed and injured, but after you came to the throne, you were afraid of his great achievements and shocked the master. You abolished his martial arts, took away his military power, imprisoned him in the harem as his wife, and ignored him.
Once again, a guy who claims to be a man's moral system comes to the door: "Cheating and exploiting your wife to neglect your wife is against men's morality, electric shock!"
You:? ? ?
(Interstellar Spy) Puppet Husband Rebel Leader Zha Gong × Imperial Major General Accepted
You are the leader of the largest rebel army, and your mortal enemy is the most prestigious major general in the empire. During the day, you blow up his starship and seize his energy. At night, you play the role of a loving lover, preparing dinner for him to come home. However, you steal military secrets while he sleeps, and you turn a blind eye when he is sent to a military court and tortured.
Once again, a guy who claims to be a man's moral system comes to the door: "Cheating and exploiting your wife to neglect your wife is against man's morality, electric shock!"
You:? ? ?
Purpose: Lovers will eventually get married, and romance will last until death.