"The 'King of Samurai', as our country was called, is now a thing of the past. The samurai once looked up to the sky of Edo in their dreams, but now ships from foreign lands are flying around. On the streets where the samurai once walked with shawls against the wind, now strangers walk swaggering.
The anti-Japanese patriots Kotaro Ribbon and Sakata Yonetoki are determined to change all this. With the help of Gengai's father, the two found the entrance to the Strawberry Cake Planet through the time machine, but due to the turbulence of time and space, they ended up in the world of "Harry Potter"..."
"It's obviously a world of fried pumpkin seeds, right?!... No, no, what kind of narration are you forging? What are those two names? Don't change other people's names randomly! Gintoki and Katsura in the countryside will cry! They will definitely cry with blood on their faces Oh! ... No, that's not right. The more important thing is that you watched too much "JUMP", right? I told you not to watch "JUMP" too much! Also, don't shine the wand on your face from below," Pallas yelled.
"What's wrong with watching "JUMP"? "JUMP" is a good book! Also, I'm just doing this to increase the atmosphere! Just stop talking nonsense if you don't understand."
"Who is Bowtie?! People like you who have dead eyes and don't call people by their names should go to hell!"
"Dead fish eyes are all good people!"
It was a peaceful and beautiful day in the Hogwarts House.
The author's first article is extremely logical, ooc, and is also salty with silver. Please read it carefully!
Intention: a big mess