Wu Xiaoshan is the 78th generation turtle grandson of Xuangui. He accidentally fell asleep while in retreat and woke up to find that his merits were gone. In order to revive the Xuangui lineage, Wu Xiaoshan decided to go down the mountain to accumulate merits.
Here's a quick way - help someone and then let them touch their turtle head.
Unexpectedly, the sun and moon in the mountains are changing rapidly, and the mountains below have entered a rapidly developing modern society. The old hat turtle was walking on the busy street, confused and confused, and a well-intentioned person stuffed his business card into his hand, telling him that if he came to work at night, many people would be able to fulfill his wish.
Wu Xiaoshan was very happy and friendly reminded the other party to be careful when walking recently and to be careful of retribution.
Then the kind man turned around and stepped on the air, breaking his leg.
Wu Xiaoshan expressed deep regret: ... I told you there would be retribution, so why not be careful?
The kind man ran away in fear, dragging his broken leg.
Wu Xiaoshan went to work according to the address on his business card. However, he was a road fool and accidentally came to a luxurious high-end community and successfully applied for a job as a security guard.
Xiao Feng, the second-generation rich man, is in the process of becoming independent from his family recently. He just bought a luxury apartment at a low price. Within two days of moving in, he discovered that there was a new white-faced security guard in the community. He smiled at everyone, his eyes were wet, and his face looked spring-like, but every time he passed by, he would look away and not smile at himself.
Later, he stood in front of him when no one was around. The little security guard looked away, and for a long time he came over to him in embarrassment and asked him in a low voice: Do you want to touch my penis?
Xiao Feng:? ? ?
Come on, someone is harassing a rich and handsome man!
Xiao Feng concluded that this man was an evildoer who would harm any neighbor in the long run, so he decisively sacrificed himself for others, resigned from Wu Xiaoshan, and took him back to his home.
The first thing I do when I get home is to set the rules - "From now on, when you go out, state my name, swipe my card, remember that you have an owner, and don't say... Say that to others again!"
Wu Xiaoshan tilted his head for no apparent reason.
That night, Wu Xiaoshan redeemed the bright red Ah Piao who was staying in his house in front of Xiao Feng. After doing it, he ran to Xiao Feng begging for praise, praise and head pats, and shyly made a request: Can you touch my turtle head?
Xiao Feng was full of questions. He wanted to ask who you are, what she is, and what is going on in my family, but all his words turned into a suspicious thin red on his face: ... You little pervert, touch it.
He thought happily: Fortunately, I was not frightened to death.
Wu Xiaoshan:? Wait, that's not right! Not this one!
Bai Qiehei pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, his skills are unpredictable, he is a naturally stupid little stupid bastard, he is narcissistic, arrogant, dotes on his wife, and is a maniac. A rich second-generation civilian is occasionally attacked by his wife in anger.
Mission: Struggle to create miracles
