Villain Master's Guide to Survival

I am a good young man from a technologically advanced city in 2914. Didn't I just take a sip of water and spray on this guy who likes to be a bitch? Can't I help but scold him? This makes me wear books... First of all, he is a bitch, and secondly, is it necessary for him to have a bad temper and like to act like a big name? How can I live like this! How to live! How! What! Live! Whoever is a good person will have enemies all over the world! ! I was assassinated on the first day I came to ride a horse. The food was poisonous only on the second day after arriving. On the third day, the water I drank was poisonous On the fourth day, I was attacked while sleeping On the fifth day, I was injured and wanted my life! ! ! I can't stand it anymore! Whoever loves to save the world will save it! And he was punished by that mentally retarded spiritual pet! "You can't scold me! 1,000 Experience points will be deducted." "Oh no!?" I really hate this awesome author. I'm the only bad guy among them all, right? Am I trying to conquer the male protagonist? I'm obviously saving myself, okay? Just tell me, I am such a heinous villain, but you didn't write me to death earlier, and you still had to write me alive until the finale, and in the end... I choked to death after drinking water? ? ? ? ? ? ? Daily dialogue first day "What tasks do we have to do today!" "Protect the male protagonist Yun Qing and prevent him from being assassinated." The next day "What are you going to do today, Baymax?" "Take Yun Qing to learn swordsmanship." The third day "What are you going to do today, Baymax?" "Protect Yun Qing and don't let him turn dark." The fourth day "What kind of horse and what kind of cow will I be playing today?" "Yun Qing is missing. You have to find him in person. You can open the copy." Fifth day … The sixth day … Day… … Yun Qing: "Master is so kind, he always takes care of my affairs personally." Dabai: Eat for him to increase the protagonist's favorability by +50 Thank you very much: ... Yunqing, come, have something to eat. Yun Qing: Master... Doesn't he like me~ Thank you very much:… [The return of the main plot +1000, the whitening of Xie Buji's character: +500, the male protagonist's favorability: +999999999 (Oh, it's amazing, Hong Wen is awesome)] Dabai: Congratulations on your successful clearing of Xie Buxie's character. Thank you very much: Okay, can I go back? Yun Qing: Master! Don't go! Disciples cannot live without you, Master! Dabai: Otherwise? Just don't leave? There is a bug in the system, and it seems that you... Can't go back... … Thank you very much: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you give me back the world of technology! You take a taxi with the system! Take a taxi and go! Dabai: Haha, there's nothing wrong with waiting, right? There's one more... Thank you very much: Then I thank you! (Winning in circles with anger) Yun Qing: Master, what's wrong with you? Master, are you unhappy? Master, do you dislike your disciple and become extremely ugly? Master, stop turning around and deal with me. Master, woo woo woo, I'm about to be broken! Thank you very much: I was also broken so lightly... [The contrived and enchanting master is greatly affected by the X love brain buff and is filled with disciples] "Master, do you still love me today? Ahhh! Why is it that you don't love the last petal of the flower? Start over!" "What are you doing?" "Counting the petals, Master, I..." Before he could finish speaking, he thanked him, "Oh." He turned around and left. Yun Qing: "So, love will disappear, right?" Intent: Funny romance