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Wen Ci wore it.
In the entertainment industry, everyone shouts and beats, and thousands of people think of him as cannon fodder, and he does bad things.
Good news: Bind the system and complete the cannon fodder mission to reach the pinnacle of life
Bad news: The system is useless. It will only pass through every bloody scene with him, and there are crickets behind it.
Wen Ci (eyes closed): 6
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Wen Ci didn't know that many people in the entertainment industry could hear his voice.
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When I saw that the prince of Shanghai and the prince of Beijing always quarreled and couldn't win——
[Then go up and kiss him. This will disgust him to death!
The prince of Shanghai circle's eyes lit up, and he immediately kissed the prince of Beijing circle wildly.
The prince of Shaanxi Circle came to stop the fight——
[Is someone here to stop the fight? Then come and speak one by one]
The Prince of Shaanxi Circle looked at the Prince of Shanghai Circle who pouted and was about to turn his target towards him. He was immediately frightened and backed away, "Don't come here! Otherwise I will punch you to death!"
Wen Ci looked at the chaotic scene and nodded with satisfaction, "Very good, I will make you a prince"
[It's not that you can't afford a fight, but it's more cost-effective to have a wild kiss]
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The gentle lead singer of the team is living under someone else, and is even threatened by the boss. If he doesn't obey, his treasured sister will be married off to a well-known player in the industry, and she will be left alone in an empty house for the rest of her life, and her tears will be drunk.
Wen Ci passed by.
Oh? Playboy likes to watch bloody abo Korean comics?
[Identified as gay]
[It's better to marry your sister, they are all rubbish anyway. Instead of being a canary to a stingy boss who pays three thousand a month for maintenance, it's better to choose someone who doesn't go home every day and only pays coldly]
The lead singer had an epiphany and proposed to the playboy backhand and succeeded.
Soon after, Wen Ci received the real estate certificate from the lead singer.
The lead singer's face was filled with a happy smile, "Don't refuse if you express your gratitude."
Wen Ci (scratching his head):?
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Genius director Yu Peixu has been secretly in love with his rival for many years, but his harsh words have made their relationship worse and worse. Seeing that his wife is about to be silenced by him, he is very upset.
Wen Ci passed by and pointed.
[If I were Yu Peixu, I would pretend to have amnesia.
[Rush up and call your enemy your wife.
[Press him to fall in love first and make love later, it's guaranteed!
Yu Peixu had an epiphany.
Soon after, Wen Ci received an invitation from Yu Peixu to marry his rival.
Yu Peixu held Wen Ci's hand gratefully:
"Master, you must be the head table!"
Wen Ci (confused): Huh? I?
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In this way, Wen Ci is tickling everyone in their hearts.
When I see someone worrying about choosing a marriage partner——
[It's hard to decide on a marriage partner? Then it would be better to bring all the princes from all walks of life to the whole prince election contest, and then see who dies and who will be chosen as her husband!
When you see someone feeling depressed because of Bai Yueguang's relationship with a scumbag——
[Why not be a gold miner, poaching from both ends, cornering the scumbag, and letting Bai Yueguang see the true face of the scumbag at the same time]
...
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Wen Ci is a cricket cricket, and he has become a top-notch cricket. He was holding all the major awards on the podium, confused and confused.
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Book title: [Sangbiao, why did he call you Mimia]
1. Su Xing, a celebrity on the Internet, has recently become obsessed with a cat-raising game.
Looking at a little white cat emerging from its shell, Su Xingkuku kryptonite——
Pet outdoor shower package? Come one, come one!
Crazy Thursday sale in the mall? Buy him thousands of bags of cat food!
Princess Elsa's co-branded tutu dress? Buy, buy three sets!
Su Xing looked at the gorgeously dressed, foul-faced kitten: Yi Manli, now my baby will not be discriminated against because of skin color.
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With the death of his father beast and the expulsion of the tribe, at the moment of life and death, Snow Leopard Fenglan was about to turn black when he saw something strange coming from the sky——
The gods send down rain to nourish all things.
God gives food and there is no more hunger.
Gods give medicines to heal all living beings.
Leopard turned his head and believed in God. After all, God gave too much.
The price is that the leopard needs to wear a lot of strange clothes, but the leopard endures it.
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In his boring life of lying down, Su Xing had a hobby, which was raising cyber kittens.
Until one day, Su Yangxing woke up and arrived in the ancient world.
Beside the bonfire, a tall, stern-looking leopard sat on the altar, surrounded by a circle of huge cats.
Su/dog sneaking/peeping at leopard/star: So weird.
He glanced at the mobile app, his hand shook, and he accidentally clicked on the blue princess dress on the side.
There was a flash of white light, and a blue fluffy princess dress covered with colorful rhinestones appeared in front of Leopard.
The leopard faced the envious gazes of other beasts and put on the blue princess dress with an expressionless face - yes, that's right, the gods like me to wear this, what's wrong?
2.
All the beasts in the tribe respected and loved the god and felt that he was unattainable. However, only Fenglan knew that the god secretly liked plush things.
Feng Lan looked at Su Xing who was hiding behind the grass. He was rubbing the kitten affectionately and said in a low voice, "Who is the best little kitten in the world?"
The kitten nuzzled Su Xing and meowed in response.
Leopard's face suddenly fell. He was a liar. He had just hugged his tail last night and said that he was the best-behaved kitten in the world.
So the leopard turned black overnight and made a plan to rebel against God.
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