After working hard for a long time, the result of the strategy is that I can instantly return to the pursuit of my wife before liberation.
At the age of twenty-eight, Lin Xueguan made the first exception in his life, leaving everything behind to spend a month in a small town with picturesque scenery, where everyone was simple and sincere except for one person.
On the first day she met Meng Mingming, she pretended to be disfigured to earn herself an afternoon of guilt.
The day after meeting Meng Mingming, she handed her a cup of millet porridge that was so thick that it turned into syrup and watched her drink it.
On the third day after meeting Meng Mingming, she stood in the middle of the street and was soaked in water, but she was unharmed.
On the fourth day after meeting Meng Mingming, she said that she was an orphan, which made me feel guilty again.
... On the seventh day, she let herself go.
... On the sixteenth day, it seemed that I had left myself, my ex-girlfriend, and Meimei behind! ?
Warm outside and cold inside
1.
In order to prove his uniqueness, Lin Xueguan bought a puppy tag and wore it.
Meng Mingming, who had just returned home from walking his puppy, saw the empty express box and asked, "Xueguan, where did the dog tag I bought go?"
Lin Xueguan: I turned around and took it off silently, only to find that I didn't buy it myself.
2.
Lin Xueyi discovered that something was wrong with his sister recently. After the ninth blind date came to ask why his mother's contact information was deleted, he couldn't help but call and gossip.
"Do you have someone you like?"
"Hmm".
"What type?"
"It will glow at night."
Lin Xueyi:? ? ? Mom! My sister was forced into a cross-species love by you.
1. Sc, double first love, the ex-girlfriend will clearly explain it in the article.
Next article "Who is making peace?"
Teacher and student literature
The two met earlier
Student Xie: Teacher, I seem to like you a little.
Teacher Tang: Don't come over. I finally got the job through the interview.
Finally, after the college entrance examination, Xie Wanyan left with despair.
Later the two met again
Photographer Xie: I've made it so obvious, why doesn't she come and confess to me?
Teacher Tang: Even though I have worked so hard, how come she still can't forget Bai Yueguang from college and doesn't like me?
Finally, Tang Suixin collapsed and asked, how have you spent the past seven years?
Concept: True is false, false is true