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Before Qi Xianan traveled through time, he was a game planner for a major two-dimensional company in China. After entering the game, his goal was to become the most used character.
According to Qi Xian'an's planning experience, it is necessary to increase intensity.
Good news, it's bound to a system. The system told Qi Xian'an that the more influential the games he made, the stronger he would be.
Bad news, the Dogbi System is Morax's Earthly Lock, stolen from him by its original owner.
Qi Xianan: π_π
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In the first year, Qi Xianan paid a heavy price for the loss of his original owner's brain stem and signed an unequal treaty with Morax.
The second year after Qi Xianan came to Liyue, board games called "Mahjong" and "Landlord Fight" came out and swept the Qianyan Army. Qi Xianan made a lot of money under the hesitant and lustful eyes of Morax.
Year after year, the loser Qi Xian'an became the "very capable" true king who caused trouble. The fairy family's mechanism called "Game Console" came from his hands and became popular in Tevat——
Legend has it that "Shen Jade Valley Tales" once saved the people who were trapped in the dream of the dream demon from the brink of collapse. They imitated the infrastructure and built a paradise on earth, a place of prosperity.
Rumor has it that "Wolf God Kill" once caused internal strife among the Uzumaki Demon God's iron-clad team, but Morax broke through without attacking and solved Liyue's most deadly foreign trouble.
"Miracle Dress Up" gave the dying dust god his last dream, and "Crazy Landlord" became the comfort of Dragon King Ruotuo when he was sealed...
Moreover, the true monarch "Sui Qing Huan Ming" who has such influence is also very good at fighting.
The mighty ice and snow once killed the Whirlpool Demon God. At one time, the voice of the "Seven Rulers" was louder than Morax, but when the voice was loudest, he went into seclusion, hiding his merit and fame.
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Qi Xianan is gone, but his game is still there. And soon after the smoke cleared, it swept across the entire Teyvat, and the total income it brought became the main source of Liyue's income.
At that time, Morax had become Zhongli, and he had no choice but to pull out Qi Xian'an from the bed, who was counting money and having fun, and saw him holding Morax in his arms and arguing: "It's ridiculous for a technical geek to save the world."
Zhongli thought about it again and again: "If you don't use the game to awaken the God of Thunder, hack into the Xumi system to rescue the Little Grass God, and shatter the God of Water's oracle..."
Qi Xianan: QAQ
Zhongli: "Now, they are all chasing you."
Qi Xian'an threw Mo La away, threw himself into Zhongli's arms, and said without hesitation: "Dad, shield, help!"
Zhongli: ... Sigh.
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The unequal treaty signed by Qi Xianan and Morax is summarized as follows:
1. All orders must be obeyed by Morax without any resistance.
2. One-way binding. If Morax dies, he will die. If he dies, Morax will have no effect.
Qi Xian'an: I did call me Morax's dog before, but I didn't want to be his dog π_π
Later, Morax gathered with his friends and asked him to pour tea.
Qi Xianan watched Morax blowing tea with his head lowered, his crimson eyeshadow smeared, and his profile was clear and clear.
Qi Xianan: ... He is going to me!
Morax rested for the night and asked him to make his bed.
Qi Xianan saw Morax sleeping next to him, his breathing steady and the scent of sandalwood lingering.
Qi Xianan: ... This is definitely going towards me!
Morax got up in the morning and asked him to dress him.
The fingertips were forced to outline smooth muscle outlines, and Qi Xianan's breath became confused.
Qi Xian'an (desperate): ... I don't care! Although I am a straight man, I can bend for the emperor just once——
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Shen Luoyi, a cat on the space station, accidentally entered a strange simulated universe and met Dan Feng, a cold little green dragon who called himself the "Might-holding Dragon Lord".
Shen Luoyi plays the role of a doctor of the Mingchichi clan, who accompanies Dan Feng to become the leader of the Mingchichi clan. She also becomes his nominal wife and has a child with him.
Finally, when the evil monster Fenggrao was raging, he touched Danfeng's green dragon horns with nostalgia, flew into Jianmu without hesitation, used the last power of "Tongxie" to suppress "Fenggrao", and turned into powder in front of him.
After Shen Roy ended the simulated universe, he quickly recovered and worked hard to transform himself from a cat cake into a human being.
Just when Shen Roy felt that everything was just a simulation, the Star Dome Train stopped at the space station, and a man who looked like his husband got off...?
The man said his name was Dan Heng.
It's not Dan Feng, that's okay. Shen Royi breathed a sigh of relief. Just when she thought this was not the husband she had simulated, Dan Heng pulled out a little dragon cub that looked exactly like her from the bedroom with an expressionless face. He looked up at Shen Royi and only asked: "Death escape, is it fun?"
Shen Roy:......
Gan.
This is a huge misunderstanding.
Dan Heng said quietly again: "You have to be responsible."
Isn't this a question of irresponsibility? !
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Gay friend's article "Fishing type, but gender unknown [abo]"
Shaobao Peacock Shou & Ningba Xue Shen Gong
Qi Ren is a fast traveler who is deeply involved in the ABO channel. He has experienced not to mention 1,000 to 800 ABO worlds, and is familiar with various settings of the ABO world.
The protagonists of abo novels are often like this: pheromone blockage, pheromone hunger and thirst, ordinary b falling in love with top a, AA falling in love and killing each other, inferior omega, differentiation too late.
In order to complete various tasks, Qi Ren's golden finger is: adjusting his second gender to cope with various sexual orientations and magical terminal diseases, referred to as "transsexuality".
The protagonist of this world, Gong Sharpe, suffers from pheromone hunger and thirst. He must find an Omega that is 100% compatible with his own pheromones, otherwise he will die suddenly.
Qi Ren's eyes lit up: That must be me!
Let me attack the protagonist and use pheromones to save the opponent! ! !
Attack Sharper in order to capture the protagonist.
Qi Ren acted like a cute and fragile wife, serving as a tablemate, handing drinks, falling down every three steps, squealing every five steps, and releasing vague pheromones in front of Sharper as if nothing had happened. She acted as a princess in a cultural performance, and looked at Sharper, who played the prince, with bright red eyes. She was weak, pitiful and helpless: "Monitor, I'm so hot."
Revel in my pheromones! ! !
But he didn't know: his "transsexual" golden finger pointed out a small problem - he would suddenly change into another gender.
When the corners of his eyes turned red and Jiao Didi released the estrus pheromones to seduce Xia Per, the release... Couldn't be released!
He was shocked to realize that he suddenly became a beta!
So he pretended to be staggering and covered the disappeared glands on the back of his neck. The "Princess" threw away the high heels on her feet and ran away quickly.
While camping, Sharpe's susceptible period suddenly broke out, and Qi Ren deliberately approached to ask for help: Let me use a 100% matching pheromone to save you from dire straits!
As a result, the moment he smelled Sharper's pheromones, Qi Ren reflexively pumped his fist.
Qi Ren: "???"
He was shocked: Why did he become alpha again?
People of the same sex repel each other.
Him: "..."
Nervous golden finger!
The system that had been missing for a long time was found.
Host! You are mistaken, our task is not to conquer the protagonist.
Looking again, the matching degree of pheromone between myself and Sharper: 3%.
Qi Ren: "Great! No more chasing! No more fishing hahahaha..."
But he didn't expect that Sharper would pester him endlessly, and he couldn't escape even if he went abroad to seek refuge.
After returning to China, Sharpe got drunk once, with veins popping up on his wrists and dark eyes.
With the help of alcohol, he cornered Qi Ren firmly, leaving tooth marks one after another on the beta's degenerated glands. He gritted his teeth tremblingly, tears of grievance falling, and licked his earlobe with the tip of his tongue, exhaling a breath of burning alcohol-flavored breath.
"Why do you keep saying you like me, but when you're in heat, you push me away."
"When I was in my susceptible period, as an o, you would beat me up even if you resisted the attraction of pheromones."
"Aren't you an Omega? Why can't I mark you now? Have you been marked by someone else?"
Qi Ren (now beta): "O_o?"
Something seems wrong. . .
He just had a sex change at that time.
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Small theater:
When Qi Ren rejected Sharpe, he performed an O-to-B for him and shook off Sharpe's hand: "During the development process, living things undergo periodic drastic changes in their form and structure. This phenomenon is mainly controlled by their own genes and the external environment. So you can think that my gender is... Abnormal."
Later, he collapsed on Sharper's bed, grabbed Sharper's collar and cursed: "You are the pervert!"
Mission: Everyone can have fearless optimism and pure ideals