My Girlfriend Is a Douchebag

Pre-receipt: My wife opens the door! I am husband (Zerg) A man who knows the taste of his wife's food and inspires her to live a good life vs A rich man who just wanted to survive was forced to commit suicide and ended up becoming the head of the family. === == == == == == == == == A nerdy college student (fake) and a cold-faced, hot-hearted, sultry man from science and technology (real) vs A fisherman dressed in women's clothing with thorns all over his body (fake) chases and beats the seductress (real) Lin Wenzuo has lived for eighteen years and always thought he was a straight man. Until I met that tall, delicate girl. Face is his thing. Figure is his thing. The voice turned out to be his thing too. After being chased and beaten for a long time, Lin Wenzuo finally confirmed that he is male and likes men. However, the other party has been unwilling to reveal his identity as a cross-dressing boss, so he had no choice but to go along with the situation and act with the other party. Much later. Lin Wenzuo, who was temporarily filling in for his friend, unexpectedly saw him in the audience wearing a skirt an hour ago and asked him why he was not gay. But now the skirt is gone and the long hair is gone. His face was still the same, but his temperament was completely different. Lin Wenzuo's girlfriend finally became her boyfriend. Jiang You, who was surrounded by stars and the moon in the center of the booth, looked at Lin Wenzuo on the stage, and felt something in his heart, saying that something was wrong. It's broken, the vest has fallen off. After a song, no one cares about the toilet stall. "Born with a thick voice?" "Are you still angry that I'm not gay?" After playing with Jiang for so long, Lin Wenzuo finally waited until he fell off his horse. Everything made Jiang You dare not raise his eyes to look at him. Thinking of Lin Wenzuo repeatedly emphasizing that he was not gay, he retorted: "What? Do you also fall in love with men?" Lin Wenzuo chuckled and changed his title calmly: "Husband, show your perseverance in chasing after me fiercely." In the end, Jiang You failed to show his perseverance in chasing people, because after losing his horse, Lin Wenzuo was completely incompetent. He calls her husband one at a time, but all he does is seek power and usurp the throne! Note: 1. Non-gk/sk, only based on the viewing angle. 2. Being pursued and favoring each other 3. Double cleansing 4. Atypical online dating 5. Ten years age difference 6. The copy has been changed 7. The girl had a vest in the early stage of the relationship, but when the relationship was confirmed, the vest had fallen off. When both parties confirmed their intentions and relationship, they both understood that the other party was a boy. Updated on 2026.05.29 Attacking character design @ Received picture@The kind person who doesn't want to show his face Pre-receipt: My wife opens the door! I am husband (Zerg) Fendai Gong, who just wants to detoxify but knows the taste of his wife's food and inspires her to live a good life vs A rich man who just wanted to survive was forced to commit suicide and ended up becoming the head of the family. Fang Chengzhi was poisoned in his mother's womb, and it was a very vicious acacia poison. After fighting against the Gu for eighteen years, Fang Chengzhi, who was about to win, was dragged to death by the Gu. When he opened his eyes again, Fang Chengzhi came to a place in the sky and on earth where light could shine everywhere. After being imprisoned for a month as a mentally ill person, Fang Chengzhi got used to this place. Good news: He traveled through time and was suddenly transported to another world. A world without people and full of bugs. Bad news: He also came with the Gu insects that he grew up with. It's just that this time Fang Chengzhi lost all his martial arts skills and fell into the inferior position. In order to survive, he had to choose a blind date. In this era, Fang Chengzhi, who is not yet an adult, has no rank and no one wants to go on a blind date. But because of his strong request, the staff had no choice but to arrange a partner for him according to the minimum standards. The first lucky person was Kriya, who had just come out of prison. Fang Chengzhi felt guilty and didn't pick on anyone at all. When we met for the first time, he confessed: "I have some secrets about... That aspect. If you are willing, we can register our marriage right away." Kriya is the leader of the Star Thieves. In order to avoid capture, he randomly found an identity. I never imagined that I would encounter such a problem as soon as I arrived. The insect star stipulates that female insects who have just been released from prison cannot refuse any blind dates. Looking at the other person's pretty face, Kriya suppressed the discomfort in her heart and said without a smile: "Okay." This damn rule... Heh, don't blame him for being cruel. Growing up, Kriya's favorite thing to do was to torture male insects. On the second day of the wedding, Kriya rolled into bed with her partner in a daze, and her reproductive cavity, which no one had ever set foot on before, was spoiled all night long. His face was pale, and he watched indifferently as the male insect that was domineering on him last night asked him for help and kept low. Seeing that the other party knew the current affairs, Kriya gave him a chance to survive. Fang Chengzhi had something in his heart and made up his mind to live a good life with him. Whether at home or out, it gives the other person the face of the head of the family. Only in bed he is quite strong, arrogant and unreasonable. A long time later, Kriya, who was approached by his subordinates, glanced at his little love bug from a distance and left without looking back. Kriya became the dashing star pirate leader again. Until one day, his fleet was beaten in and out by a crazy insect. Kriya was caught by the opponent's men and was about to use self-destruction to kill himself with the opponent. Unexpectedly, when he looked up, he saw that the person sitting there was the little love bug he had abandoned at the beginning. Fang Chengzhi, who got rid of the poison but lost his wife, turned into a black man, more like a star thief leader than Kriya. Kriya just looked at the other person and cried in a vicious tone: "Long time no see." Purpose: Everyone has the right to pursue beauty