This article was written on September 28, 2003. It was first published in a place on the Internet that restricted registration and strictly prohibited reprinting... But it was still reprinted all over the place, so that I had to publish it again under the banyan tree to show that the real author of this article is here!
In fact, it's just a small fairy tale mainly based on spoofs. Please read it for fun, but don't take it online, haha.
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