Collection of short stories.
Lucky time for revenge:
Q: When is the best time for revenge?
Answer: Of course it's the next moment of enmity!
Coming through the book, this time I, Niu Hulu Wen Ya, want to take back everything that belongs to the heroine!
What should we say to a scumbag?
Clean yourself up and get out of the house, Ning!
What should we say when faced with a handsome and wealthy CEO?
Let me touch your abs and black card!
"Would you please write your name on them all?"
Okay, okay, oh, do you want your name and my name to appear in a red book at the same time?
Okay, that's not impossible.
I miss you and go to Yuzhou without seeing you:
My ex-boyfriend became my niece's homeroom teacher and made reading comprehension out of the love letters I wrote to him.
My niece asked me with a question: "What emotion is conveyed in this article by 'Missing you without seeing me, I went to Yuzhou'?"
I bit the bullet and said, "It expresses the author's reluctance and reluctant farewell to his friends."
The ex-boyfriend looked at the homework and sneered: What idiot helped you with your homework?
Me: Can you try calling another idiot?
Ex-boyfriend: It clearly expresses the woman's reluctance, longing and admiration for her sweetheart.
Me: ... You win.
I thought I had no undue thoughts about him.
It turned out that my ex-boyfriend had a lumbar muscle strain and asked a Chinese doctor for acupuncture. By coincidence, the Chinese doctor was me.
Ex-boyfriend: "How was it?"
Me: "Ah, oh, quite white." The waist and...
He gritted his teeth: "I'm asking about my condition. I'll talk about tonight's matters later!"
Willingly:
"I had a sterilization, for you... Willingly."
My mom: What kind of water are you bringing? I'll pour it all into your sister's bowl:
I'm a born bad guy.
I would be selfish, steal money, and never love this family.
And my sister is always kind and beautiful, so my mother will always love her.
Later I discovered that there was nothing good or bad about it, it was just that my mother didn't want to level the bowl of water at all.
It's still a cake shop. Order what you want. If you don't like it, you can customize it.
Warning: This is essentially a collection of scrap short stories for practice, so be careful with the writing style!
The copywriting contains the introduction of each short story, choose the one you like (≧◇≦)ㄏ
[The title of the article was caused by a friend misremembering the name of "Early Bedtime", but I found it quite interesting and used it.]
Intention: think about it
