Startled Deep and Far Away

[Author's Weibo @Moink] [Companion article "Amazing World by the Huai River"] There was no surprise when Lu Heshen met Shen Jinghe. It all depended on his strength (45 points in the Chinese language test) and the teacher's help (when he was told to go and stand at the door of the office), plus his personality of being good at chatting with people. Therefore, even when he met Shen Jinghe for the first time, he could quickly start chatting with others. Including but not limited to: "What a coincidence, haha, I got 45 in the Chinese test, what about you?" "... I am also 45." "What a coincidence, what a coincidence, let's make friends." "...?" And when the teacher said, "Do you know why I asked you to come?", He could close his eyes and say, "See, we are so destined that you want to be a matchmaker for us?" The teacher smiled but said, "Do you want to get married?" Lu He sighed deeply: "Teacher, first of all, I don't like men. Secondly, the same-sex marriage bill has not been passed. Finally, the age of marriage for men is twenty-two, so I can't get married even if I want to." Teacher & Shen Jinghe whom he met for the first time: "..." —— Even with the knife on Lu Heshen's neck, he couldn't believe that Shen Jinghe, his brother with whom he had been friends for six years, had confessed to him. It was Shen Jinghe's birthday. He leaned on the glass guardrail of the balcony, smiling in the evening breeze and said, "Ahe, I like you." The victim (...) Straight man Lu Heshen: "Give me a cigarette and I will kill the person I was six years ago who liked to chat awkwardly." [The careless and careless Shou who doesn't care about anything X is the caring and gentle one who flirts when it's time to flirt and the sad Gong who should be sad when it's time to flirt] It's about a story about a arrogant person being attacked by a gentle person. Both parties are perfect in each other's hearts. A sweet campus (urban) article written by someone with a kindergarten diploma. The writing is terrible and the author is terrible. If you don't like it, don't curse people———— Intention: Go with your heart