Tomb Robbing Guide

Xie Xun is a famous tomb robber from all over the country. This person has been in ten tombs, and in nine of them he has encountered dirty things. In addition to his beautiful face, and his tough life, he can penetrate the sky and the earth. He can see ghosts when he drinks water. Because of his unlucky constitution, his master married him a ghost wife. However, the ghost wife is a remnant soul. Although the ghost wife will crawl out of hell to find him only on the fifteenth day of every month, she has truly worshiped him in heaven and earth. On this day, Xie Xun accidentally entered an imperial mausoleum. As the saying goes, how can you walk by the river without getting your shoes wet? As soon as he opened the coffin board, the owner of the tomb woke up. Since then, the owner of the tomb has been clinging to him, asking for kisses, hugs and bed warmers. Xie Xun was confused, "Dead people have warmth. Is this normal?" "The tomb robbers did not take the gold and silver treasures, but robbed the owner of the tomb. Is this normal?" "Also, I'm married!" Looking for dragons and finding gold, if you don't open for ten years, you will survive for ten years if you open. Yes, I haven't seen him digging other people's ancestral graves recently, but he is well-fed and well-dressed. He must have robbed the tomb! Xie Xun: Uh... I also bought new clothes for my wife and made a living ritual for her to eat: I dug out my eyes when they were no longer needed, and cut off my tongue when I didn't need her. * Xie Xun was born without an arm. The master said that he originally had a right arm, but it was stolen and put into the coffin. Xie Xun: ヽ( ຶ▮ ຶ)ﾉ!!! If it's gone, it's gone. Even if it's found, it's just a withered skeleton. Passerby A: "Have you heard that after death, if the body is incomplete, it will turn into a ghost and cannot be reincarnated?" Xie Xun:_(´□`‖ ∠)_ In order to get his arm back, Xie Xun opened someone's coffin every day as soon as he opened his eyes. "Hello, did you see my arm? Please give it back to me, thank you!" * Since the last time I came out of the tomb of a Miaojiang Gu man, I feel hot all over as long as I stay away from Fei Ming. A friend said that if you like someone but can't see him, you will feel uncomfortable all over. Could it be that I have fallen in love with him? But I already have a ghost wife! [Open coffin Reuters] Brother Corpse: "Did he just knock on the coffin board before opening the coffin? It was very polite." Corpse Sister: "Fart! His accomplices took my things. Hey, come back and give me back the burial objects!!!" Zongzi: "I'm quitting this job. I won't play this cannon fodder anymore. I want to be the protagonist!" "Oh. The bronze dagger in your hand is my burial object, please return it to me first, thank you!" * Wooden notebook: 😶 Master made me a wooden prosthetic leg, I love Master☺️ [Open someone's coffin and become friends with the owner of the tomb😊] [I slept with Fei Ming last night and it didn't hurt very much. He said I have blossomed, but I don't understand what he means😵‍💫] ❗ cannot see people's faces😖 Guide: 1. It's not normal to attack a widower who has been a widower for a long time. 2. Due to some reasons, the personality will change before and after the attack. 3. The five protagonists are gods, and the forms of gods are inhuman. 4. The main character in this article went to the tomb and opened the coffin just to recover his body parts and complete his destiny. He did not seek wealth or steal treasures. The plot is fictitious and please do not imitate it❗❗❗ 5. Not a tomb robber! ! ! Not a tomb robber! ! ! 6.1V1/Double Clean The next book┏(^ω^)=☞"Sweeping the Cultivation World with a Gun" Intention: Born toward the sun