This article is also known as "My Cat Has Become a Sperm", "Fuzzy All-In-One" and "Human Cat-Gnawing Guide to the North"
Question: How would you react if your cat became a sperm?
Wen Xu: Thank you for the invitation. I was in a rental house. As soon as I got out of bed, three large living people appeared out of thin air in the living room. I was so scared that I almost called the police! !
As a member of the group that actively responded to "Kidnapping instead of buying, sterilizing for a happy life", Wen Xu picked up three cats one after another.
She had been raised so smoothly that she had just made an appointment with the pet hospital for sterilization. But when she woke up, she found a cat thief in her home.
Looking at the rental house stuffed with cat supplies and the three thieves who looked blinding.
Wen Xu silently took out his cell phone and prepared to call the police.
The next second, the gentle and arrogant beauty ran over to hug her, and "piaji" spread out into a piece of cat cake in her arms.
Wen Xu:? ? ?
Wen Xu:! ! !
Her cat has become a sperm! ! !
Three gangsters appeared in the family out of thin air. Wen Xu, who had just left his job, pinched the kitten's pink pads and began to worry.
But with the child's condition like this, the mother can't just leave it alone, right?
After answering a phone call, she decided: "Then let's all make a debut."
It's your turn to make money to support your mother.
The cats tilted their heads: What is a debut? Is it tasty?
Wen Xu covered his nose: So... So cute.
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The recent launch of domestic entertainment has won the hearts of netizens. After a search, it was surprising to find that those famous actors, singers, and idols are all from the same company - Maomao Entertainment.
Netizen: ... This name looks serious at first glance.
While the group was laughing, someone burst out and said: This is such a good name, and everyone who listens to it has a good level.
When netizens heard about Xiaozui, they immediately felt like they were poisoned: Did you hallucinate when you saw Shou Qing eating it?
However, when she posted the employee benefits of high salary, six insurances and two funds, two weekends off, and the opportunity to adopt a cat as soon as she joined the company, the reputation of the Internet suddenly changed, and everyone screamed: Who said this person is not serious? This name is simply too good.
The owner Wen Xu hugged the cat and took a deep breath: No one can escape the temptation of furry cats.
Those who have become sperm cannot escape.
Reading tips:
1. Easy daily flow, furry is not limited to cats
2. Imagining the entertainment industry, everything has nothing to do with reality
3. I wish you all a happy viewing and don't criticize your own cat owners.
Motto: Life is beautiful
