Crackdown on Counterfeit Domestic Entertainment, Me and the Melon Owner Had a Fight

[Live broadcast] [Rebirth] [System] Jiaju must be punished by fried hairy vagina VS gentle mature green tea attack Already crazy vs on the road to madness —— Chen Zhi was an entertainment reporter in his previous life. He was framed by the company and died. Two years after rebirth, looking at the sincere, harmonious and peaceful domestic entertainment, he couldn't sleep all night with his stomach filled with melons—— —— Whale TV has a new anchor. It is said that he is Yue Lao who descended to earth. He can tell at a glance whether the CP you are talking about is real or fake. Netizens: Believe it or not. Fan 1: A top-notch actor and a rich man are dating for one year and half a year, can they be together? Anchor: Loving a daughter is fake, but loving gold is real. Fan 2: Can a young boy and a mature actor kiss each other on-screen and sprinkle sugar on-screen? Anchor: The straight man is a straight man on-screen, but off-screen he holds his head and vomits. Fan 3: Fake brothers are real husbands, twin brothers, under the age of double A, can we fight? The anchor frowned: "The sewing machines in the small black room are all in one service, and they will last forever together." Netizens: Only by throwing money can you believe it In just one month: a top movie star cheated on his mistress, the daughter broke up angrily, a straight man kissed his brother and his sister-in-law, the twin sisters called the police in person, and the award ceremony turned into tears behind bars... Netizens were dumbfounded: You are an expert, please protect my CP. Chen Zhi: Okay, I will add fuel to the fire, add fuel to the fire, and take advantage of the situation. —— Recently, actor Yan Zhen has been involved in a controversy involving unspoken rules. Fans shed tears in the live broadcast room and begged the host to find out: You are my only connection in domestic entertainment! So anchor Chen put on his hat and mask and sneaked into the crew. On the third day after joining the group, a couple's mobile phone cases suddenly appeared in Yan Zhen's lounge! Anchor Chen was slightly shocked: We have a partner! But I don't know who it is. Three weeks later, a set of rabbit plush pajamas suddenly appeared in Yan Zhen's big bed room! Anchor Chen's pupils are shocked: The raw rice is cooked! But I don't know who it is. Three months later, a ring box fell out of Yan Zhen's pocket! Anchor Chen is heartbroken: We are getting married! But I don't know who it is. Fans had mixed feelings and begged the host to find out more about the identity of the actor's mysterious lover! After all kinds of investigations failed, Chen Zhi became frustrated and decided to give up. As a result, after the broadcast ended that night, at one o'clock in the morning, Yan Zhen knocked on his door and took out everything one by one—— "The phone case, pajamas, flowers, and rings are all for you. Let's get married." Chen Zhi: Mo? ? ? —— 1. Double C, aged five years old 2. No prototype, no logic, non-reality, non-reality, and non-reality all depend on the author's mouth. 3. Contains a lot of landslide plots, plots of artists falling in love, and the protagonists also falling in love. Star-chasers who are interested should beware! ! ! 4. Due to the pressure of livelihood in the previous life, I never went to college and worked as a paparazzi, but I have a conscience and can keep my moral bottom line. 5. Contains a large number of live broadcast barrages 6. Marriable background of same person Purpose: Everything is for loving yourself