After being struck by lightning, Shen Que stared at the system pop-up window and found that he was actually cannon fodder with a scrawled cause of death written by an unscrupulous author——
"Because I was too salty and hindered the plot, I was punished by justice (physics) from heaven."
System: "It has been detected that the host's salted fish value exceeds the standard. Please choose: A. Work for the Lord God B. The soul is gone."
Shen Que: "Choose C, is that okay?"
Since then, there has been a koi lying flat in the game of fast travel, and every world is writing anti-routine legends with salted fish posture.
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World illustrated book·Non-human illustrated book
System warning: The host has not learned to be a human today
World One: The Movie King's Fox Pendant (Modern Entertainment Circle)
It was tragic enough that he was stuck on the founding node and became a spirit. However, he was struck by lightning and could only transform half of his body. Xianyu Shenqing said: I'll take a nap first. Woke up again and found that I was in someone else's arms, ber? When did I become your pet? Take your hands off me!
World 2: The General's Peach Blossom Drunkenness (Ancient Troubled Times)
A thousand-year-old peach tree spirit opened a tavern in the midst of a war. She wanted to hear some interesting things about the world, but she didn't want to get involved in a turmoil.
World Three: The Potted Plant of the Superpower (Apocalyptic Ruins)
As a mutated succulent, as long as it can still photosynthesize, it's fine. Until someone picked him up and carried him with him, looking at two crystal nuclei from time to time, Xianyu Shen really thought about the hard life he had lived before, "Hey... I just shouted to you to cheer up, but this crystal nucleus should be for me."
World 4: Star Thief's Siren (Deep Sea Passion)
At the auction, Shen Que fetched a sky-high price while swinging his fish tail. Before he could see who the person who photographed him was, he was kidnapped by the star thief. "Your Highness, sing a song to help you sleep."
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Salted Fish Rule
The system crashes on a daily basis: "Host! The protagonist is going dark next door, why are you making pickles in the villain's lair?"
Shen Qie's philosophy of life: never sit up if you can lie down, never wake up if you can sleep, bring your own nap pillow if you are forced to work
The mysterious Lord left a message: "Back then, Thunder Tribulation helped you temper your laziness. Are you touched?" Shen Que: "Can I apply for work-related injury subsidy?"
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Editor's recommendation
Every world proves that lying flat is the most advanced strategy posture.
Your friend Shen has indeed turned on Do Not Disturb mode. Please make an appointment in the next world regarding part-time work."
Purpose: Mutual redemption