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Please, I really want to write this book, please collect it (poor face
|The output value of the social gangster is full of small mouths vs. The boring and coquettish boss who looks serious but is actually extremely unseemly.
|The age difference is 7/The social animal girl who is dead and working for a living can poison herself to death by licking her lips
"Fang Yu, will you marry me?" "Yes, but you have to pay more."
Copywriting:
Fang Yu was full of malice towards the world as soon as he went to work.
For example, in the elevator room at this moment, a man who looked like a dog came in and said: "Eighteenth floor."
Fang Yu turned a deaf ear to the convenient things.
"Eighteenth floor." The man repeated again.
Fang Yu pulled out a polite and exaggerated fake smile: "Hello, sir, our elevators are not voice-controlled~"
When the elevator arrived, Fang Yu strutted and trotted all the way on his high heels, hitting the card at certain points.
A perfect day.
If during the morning meeting, the supervisor had not brought in the dog-looking man and introduced him as the newly transferred brand general manager.
It turns out that his name is Huo Ran.
But Fang Yu felt unhappy.
The house leaked because of the continuous rain, and it was still a heavy rainstorm today.
Fang Yu looked at the pouring rain outside the window and sighed as he took out the new car key: "Life is not all bad. For example, today is the first day I have bought my car and I encountered such a practical scene! It's so cool!"
"Is BYD Qin worthy of her being so happy?" Looking at Fang Yu's back, the colleague couldn't help but whisper.
Fang Yu, who had made a comeback, extended his hand and gave a thumbs up: "What do you know? This is a sacred online car-hailing car. Only if the driver is well certified is it really good."
While he was humming a little tune, he saw that the rain was getting heavier and heavier. After leaving the garage, Fang Yu had to stop downstairs of the company to figure out where to adjust the frequency of the wipers.
The next second, the passenger door was opened, and Huo Ran, the new brand general manager, sat in. He put on his seat belt expressionlessly, stared straight ahead, and said, "Tail number 6688, you are ready to go."
Small theater after marriage
"Husband, what color are your underwear?" Fang Yu said seriously.
Huo Ran: "Black."
Fang Yu whistled: "Hey, the abstinent type."
Huo Ran: "... I went to take a shower."
Fang Yu continued to whistle: "Hey, reporting type."
Huo Ran picked up Fang Yu and strode toward the bathroom: "No, the invitation type."
Intention: When the sky falls, use it as a quilt to cover you!