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As a veteran in love, fishing master Chen Tingqiu has his own set of "Fishing Rules", which he has won over and over again. What is less known is that although he is good at fishing, he actually does not like to eat fish.
Because of his severe mysophobia, whenever a fish wanted to take a step closer to him, Chen Tingqiu would kick it back into the sea mercilessly.
Another misbehaving fish was kicked out. It happened to be summer vacation. In order to avoid its harassment, Chen Tingqiu decisively took his luggage back to his hometown. One night during the daily broadcast, he was encouraged by friends in the live broadcast room to walk into a newly opened noodle shop nearby.
——I accidentally discovered that the young owner of that store was extremely handsome.
Chen: Are you motivated by sex? No, I just think he can inspire me to create videos. Okay, I admit it, I am addicted to fishing/smile.
Specially waiting for someone to get off work, Chen Tingqiu quietly used fishing techniques to test the other person's attitude on the pretext of inviting him to co-shoot a video.
Duan Jingzhu's eyes did not squint, his face did not change, and he refused coldly: "No."
Master Chen, who is suspected of encountering Waterloo:?
Article 2 of the "Fishing Code": Make good use of curves to save the country.
So he planned to start with this noodle shop, cheering from time to time, and inadvertently appearing in the other party's field of vision to gradually deepen his impression.
However, after tasting most of the noodle varieties in this restaurant, Chen Tingqiu had to accept a terrible and desperate fact. This noodle restaurant——
Super invincible cosmic thunderbolt explosion is delicious! ! !
After swallowing a mouthful of noodles with great difficulty, Chen Tingqiu's mouth twitched and he gave a thumbs up to the audience in the live broadcast room with a stiff smile: "Okay, eat, come all, come all."
Friends in the live broadcast room smelled something was wrong: Damn, brothers, hurry up and hit 120, it looks like Bobo is going to die! !
The other party is obviously not a straight man, but he doesn't waver no matter how he fishes, and he can easily and skillfully resolve the problem every time. At this point, in order to maintain his undefeated winning rate, Master Chen learned from the experience and decided to give up entangled with the opponent.
So he stopped pretending to show off, and was going to go to the newly opened noodle shop across the street to improve the food, but on the way, he was caught by someone as if he was having an affair and bumped into his original wife.
Across the road, Duan Jingzhu leaned against the street lamp with his arms folded, and said quietly with a half-smile, "Will he also give you fried eggs?"
Chen: It's strange why I feel like I'm pushing my back.
They were all ready to reel in the line, but a certain smart fish suddenly took the initiative and bit the hook.
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Article 1 of the "Fishing Rules": Never be dragged into the sea by a fish that bites the hook.
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It's probably a story about thinking that the opponent is bronze, but it turns out to be a peak showdown between two kings. This article is also known as "Don't Fish for Unknown Fishes"
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The fish that pretends to bite the hook but capsizes the boat × The little fox who claims to be a good fisherman but capsizes his car
The scheming and innocent male (Duan Jingzhu) × the romantic fishing beauty Shou (Chen Tingqiu)
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Reading guide:
Next year; I have an ex but am both clean; Contains part of the live broadcast barrage forum; The author is a novice in writing; None of the protagonists have perfect personalities; Extreme control is not recommended; It should be a simple cookie, everyone can have a happy summer, and have fun
Intention: Don't forget to have a dream
