Everyone, Take Some Medicine and Let This Good Old Man Go.
大家补药放过这个老好人啊
by Malfoy (麦莱福)
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Full text completed * Tian Zhiyuan is a Beta. The cosplayer Rapunzel spent the first seventeen years of her life. After escaping from home, she was dominated by a panel that would turn back time whenever she disagreed with her for several years. Only then did she gradually awaken and learn that she was the good-natured female supporting character who briefly took in the male protagonist in the ABO double-male protagonist. In order not to turn back time and repeat the painful daily routine of working, Tian Zhiyuan picked up the male protagonist at the fast food restaurant where he worked as scheduled, and the undercover agent was discovered and was injured and fainted during the chase. The male protagonist is young and beautiful, and he is exactly like the congenital snail girl. He is even a plus upgraded version of the snail girl. Not only is he an excellent cook, but he can also automatically generate gold coins. At the low point of his life when he was suspended from working, Tian Zhiyuan put down his hand on dialing the federal affirmative action organization's communication and hugged the male protagonist's golden thigh tightly. Tian Zhiyuan: The male protagonist is the sky, the male protagonist is the earth, and the male protagonist stands upright for me! But it didn't take long for Tian Zhiyuan to discover something was wrong with the male protagonist... While investigating the equipment room of the military academy, I met a part-time frequent visitor to the holographic simulation hall. Male protagonist: He has a sister in his mouth, deliberately pretending to be young, 0 points. Male protagonist: The vinegar smell of talking got to me, 0 points. During the rehearsal for the first concert, the popular men in the band showed their hospitality. Male protagonist: Those two hairs are the same as gold and silver medals, 0 points. Male protagonist: That squinting eye, 0 points. Male protagonist: That one has tattoos, 0 points. Male protagonist: That one has no dyed hair, 0 points. In the early morning at a rental house in the underground city, the Alpha boy kindly came to deliver quilts. Male protagonist: Striped pajamas, too vulgar, 0 points. Tian Zhiyuan was confused: "No? Who asked you to score?" Male protagonist: "You are blind, so you get 0 points." Tian Zhiyuan:? Wow * Near the New Year, the hero suddenly left without saying goodbye and disappeared without a trace. It had been a long time since Tian Zhiyuan had lived a life where one person had enough to eat and the whole family was not hungry, until a series of luxury cars parked downstairs of one day's house, blocking her way home. The leader burst into tears and said that he had finally found her and would now escort her back to the capital star. Tian Zhiyuan is heartbroken: Can watching 30s commercials revive my free life? After returning to the capital planet, Tian Zhiyuan, a Beta, was forced to take on the responsibility for the federal fertility rate. The blind dates one after another made her feel like a customer service employee of a communications company, with an hourly wage of 0. Tian Zhiyuan sat on the blind date, resting his head on his head and thinking: That's great, give me a chance to get to know these old people again. One day, I received a text message from an unknown number in my terminal: When can we meet? Tian Zhiyuan was flipping through the blind date list listlessly and replied: The schedule is full. Please go to the He Mansion to queue up to receive your love number plate. Small Theater After the 100th anniversary of the founding of Kelixing University of Science and Technology, the school magazine interviewed Qi Han, a mathematics teacher who single-handedly increased the attendance rate and failure rate of advanced mathematics. Reporter: "What does Teacher Qi think of classmates saying that you always give false key points at the end of the semester?" Qi Han: "It's really important, but I can only stare at the blackboard in class, and I can't even pass the original question." Reporter: "I heard that Teacher Qi is not a native of Kelixing? Can I ask why you chose to teach in our school?" Qi Han: "This is my wife's alma mater, and my daughter's kindergarten is next door. I just pick her up from school after get off work." Reporter: "Can I ask a little gossip question at the end of the interview?" Qi Han: "You ask." Reporter: "How did Teacher Qi catch up with your lover in the first place?" Qi Han: "Personal charm." Tian Zhiyuan, who was listening to the whole interview, just felt that someone was too thick-skinned. On the way to pick up his daughter from kindergarten, Tian Zhiyuan couldn't help but ask him: "How do you say the words "charming personality" without laughing? The man who still had the princess tattoo on his neck that his daughter put on as a prank while he was sleeping stretched out his arms, pulled Tian Zhiyuan into his arms, and said frankly: "Isn't it because of this?" Tian Zhiyuan was speechless for a moment: "Think about how you shamelessly forced me to take responsibility for you for the artificial respiration when I was fifteen years old ten years ago." Qi Han: "You have given birth to your daughter. It's too late for you to regret it. I have already decided on you in this life." Tian Zhiyuan: ... Wow. *Sc 1v1 *Performative personality Little Sun x Fake gentle snail boy *There are many daily descriptions, and the career line is slow. If you don't mind, please don't enter. Purpose: Be a good person