This day is almost unbearable!
Please pronounce this sentence with the tone of the tragic heroine in a poor grandma's work or the tone of an aunt in her forties.
My life was very boring and disappointing, so I planned to make more people boring and disappointing.
I'm a good person, really. Don't look at me with distrust, thank you.
Life, life, why are you such a big mug!
Suddenly I felt that living was great.