[If you are more tired next door, come here to relax]
1
Lu Baize felt that the feng shui near his old club was not good, so he moved to the new city overnight and found a feng shui treasured place to start living alone.
After becoming a full-time painter, Lu Baize... Good! Think! Put! Rotten! Ah!
Every day when I open my eyes, I draw, and when I close my eyes, I start chasing him with the tablet!
Ghost movies, horror movies... Don't come over here!
Opening his eyes suddenly, Lu Baize went out with two big black circles under his eyes, and was stared at by his new neighbor next door.
He saw a puzzled look on his face.
Songyuan: Teacher Xiao Sa?
Lu Baize: It's over, I've lost my horse.
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2
Lu Baize didn't want to paint for the nth time because he had no passion for creation.
Relatives and friends: Then go and draw this.
Relatives and friends: [Picture]
Lu Baize: Even if I, Xavierari, starve to death from exhaustion and sleepiness, I will never be able to draw...
13 Hours later.
Lu Baize: Hehe, it smells so astringent, hehe, it smells so good...
Unexpectedly, the screenwriter Mr. Ink who worked with him suddenly opened the door and saw Lu Baize who was enjoying drawing on the workbench and the evidence of not drawing comics.
Lu Baize: Teacher Ink, please listen to my explanation!
Songyuan: Like this? Come and try it.
Lu Baize: Huh.
I feel better now, mentally and physically (bush).
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Gentle on the surface but shady in reality Photographer Gong Songyuan
1V1, HE, double clean
Demining:
1. Poor literature, brainless cookies, no logic, please leave your brain in the copywriting area;
2. It's not that the second dimension does not affect reading. I refuse to call the police. There is no prototype and no reference basis for the third dimension. If there are similarities, then I am a prophet;
3. Involving the two-dimensional culture and all commercial activities derived from comics, if necessary, the author will make up some works for use in the plot. There is no reference basis for the three-dimensional. If there are similarities, then I am a prophet;
4. I'll talk about the rest after I think of it.
5. When I get tired of writing the other book, I will write this one. I will publish one chapter first, and then I will publish the remaining 10 chapters.
[The three views of the article only represent the three views of the characters and have nothing to do with the author himself]
Screenshot of copywriting on 2024/9/27
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"Cultivating the Way of Heaven"
Bian Yuxun entered the book and entered the idle books he wrote when he was bored.
He feels that his feelings for the protagonist are complicated, and he wants to be the protagonist's... Father.
So the old father began to collect treasures from all over the world and gave them to his great son.
The elixir was thrown to the protagonist and was broken into pieces by Bu Chengchen; the cheat book was thrown to the protagonist and burned by Bu Chengchen; the delicacies were thrown to the protagonist and eaten by Bu Chengchen.
Bian Yuxun: I created you, be obedient.
Bu Chengchen: It was I who destroyed you, take good care of it.
Protagonist:…
Bian Yuxun:......
Where did this Bu Chengchen come from? How to go against him everywhere! Bian Yuxun swore that he had never written such a character, absolutely!
*
The case was solved, and it turned out that Bu Chengchen was his future self. Bian Yuxun was in a daze after knowing the truth, because unknowingly, his heartbeat was a little out of control.
What to do...
Bian Yuxun: What should I do if I seek help from hundreds of immortals? After taking a look at myself in the mirror, I find that I am attracted to my own face?
Xianmen:......
Bu Chengchen: Try it.
After trying...
Bian Yuxun: (crying) If I cut off my fucking bottom, I wouldn't have to suffer this.
Bian Yuxun: (Sigh) For the first time in my life, I regret that I was too heroic.
*
The land of Hunyuan is a place where humans, monsters and demons coexist. There is a misty spiritual peak in it, which is very much like their former home. As soon as Dongxi arrived, Bian Yuxun stared at the clouds and mist in trance.
Bu Chengchen: I'm curious, has anyone among the living beings you love ever loved you?
Bian Yuxun: I'm also curious, if you don't love all living beings, who else can you love?
They were silent, and the only answer seemed to be the person in front of them.
The great road is invisible. It turns out that all the answers lie in "me".
Cultivation to immortality is to see yourself.
At that moment, Bian Yuxun and Bu Chengchen, who were unable to ascend due to the old way of heaven, had an epiphany and ascended.
[Geng Bu Chengchen, who is determined to destroy the way of heaven and the son of heaven x Shou Bian Yuxun, who thinks he is the way of heaven and strives to cultivate the son of heaven]
Purpose: Live a good life every day!