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At eight in the morning and eight in the evening, Jiang Suan, a social worker with a monthly salary of 2,800 yuan, traveled through time.
Bad news: She was very tough in her horoscope, and was coerced by the powerful and had to marry the Chongxi male concubine of King Zhanyang;
Jiang Su'an: ... Not good, I want to die.
Good news: King Zhan Yang is lying in bed in a vegetative state and can no longer move. If you marry him, you can take charge of the affairs. The palace bells are ringing and the food is cooked, and the family is rich!
Jiang Suan:! ! ! It seems that I can still survive.
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The first night after marrying into the palace,
Jiang Su'an holds Yu Ruyi in her left hand and Jin Yuanbao in her right hand, kicking her cheap husband under the bed and sleeping sweetly;
The day after marrying into the royal palace,
Jiang Su'an ate eight meals a day, ranging from vegetarian to meat, from running on the ground to swimming in the water, and her life was nourishing;
On the thirtieth day after marrying into the royal palace,
Jiang Suan twisted in front of the dressing table for an hour.
"Husband, do you think I look better in this Sichuan tribute brocade, or in that golden silk python robe?"
"Is it more dazzling to wear this gold necklace, or is it more dazzling to wear that silver necklace?"
"Oh, forget it, it's useless to ask you.
The young lady from the Zhang family on North Street asked me to go out to the lake and enjoy the flowers for a while. I should be late. "
The man walked to the door and ran back:
"No, the underwear will be more silky if you change it. What if you let me have an affair~"
King Zhan Yang, who had been paralyzed for many years, silently stood up from his wheelchair.
Go and weld the doors and windows shut.
Intention: Be content with the situation