Also known as, being with his son after breaking up with his ex
I won't leave you, be good, put down the knife!
Copywriting 1
My father-in-law is my college classmate.
My partner and my father-in-law both like me. What do I do.
Father and son pursue one person, next year!
It is said that when the eldest son of the Lu family and his fiancée were about to get married,
He was bent over by a male mistress who suddenly appeared.
Yes, Su Yunze is that male mistress.
Su Yunze, who Lu Yan chased so hard at the beginning but could not catch up with him, unexpectedly
Inexplicably, he licks himself diligently and conscientiously.
Lu Yan's clothes were dirty, so he washed them. When the shoes are dirty, he cleans them.
Lu Yan was hungry, so he immediately cooked and sent it to him.
Lu Yan was drunk and he helped him go home.
Even when he rented a room with a girl, he stood guard outside the door.
Facing the person he couldn't love at the beginning, Lu Yan felt angry.
He would take it out on Su Yunze from time to time.
Friends around Lu Yan all accused Su Yunze of being mentally ill. Read the joke.
Lu Yan treated him like a dog, but he still barked happily.
They didn't understand why he licked to such an extent.
In fact, Su Yunze is not without dignity.
One is because he is too poor,
The second reason is because the money given by Lu Yan's mother is too much.
With half a million yuan a month, how can I not be dedicated to my job?
Later, Lu Yan changed her sexual orientation for Su Yunze.
After breaking up with his family, Lu Yan was forced to be sent abroad.
The first thing he did after returning home was to recover Su Yunze.
Who would have thought, I haven't started chasing him yet.
Su Yunze actually got together with his biological brother.
In order to chase me, you licked me like that.
How? I'm abroad, and you can't wait to lick my brother?
Su Yunze looked indifferent: "I borrowed it, it's blocking my way."
Lu Yan: "Don't you love me anymore?"
Su Yunze was speechless:
"I'm sorry, I've never been in love. Is there anything else? I'm still in a hurry."
Lu Yan: "Is this a hard-to-get trick?
Great, you succeeded! "
Su Yunze rolled his eyes: "It's just a matter of playing hard to get.
If you hadn't changed your sexual orientation,
I can earn five thousand after working hard for three months, so go away. "
Lu Yan: "How can you be so heartless?"
Su Yunze pressed his ears: "... It's so noisy."
Copywriting 2
Strive to maximize divorce interest for clients.
Su Yunze opened a marriage protection agency (private detective agency)
Due to extreme poverty, the hardships of life are unbearable.
He decided to commit suicide and bought himself a cemetery.
As a result, the unscrupulous intermediary sold two places in one place.
"Hello, are you Mr. Su?"
"It's me. What's wrong?"
"Well... Due to a sales flaw,
The cemetery plot No. 66 Was accidentally sold by two salesmen at the same time,"
"So?"
So please. Can you give it to the gentleman opposite?
He can offer thirty times your compensation as an apology.
"Damn, money is a big deal, isn't it?"
"If you don't let me, I will die today. Use it urgently!"
But he didn't expect that the person who was robbing him of the cemetery would disappear unexpectedly.
That day he bought a jug of good wine and a bag of good food.
When he was about to send himself on the road, he picked up a man with injuries all over his body.
A half-dead little boy. He brings people home.
I didn't expect that they were not poor people at all.
But a young master from a wealthy family.
He was kidnapped and almost escaped, only to be picked up by himself.
Su Yunze looked at the six zeros on the missing person notice,
With his excited heart and trembling hands, he took off the missing person notice,
Send the young master back.
Unexpectedly, this young master is actually the biological brother of his ex...
That's not even the most important thing.
The important thing is that this young master is extremely revengeful.
"Brother, why did you send me back? Do you not love me anymore?"
Young Master Lu Ke's face was filled with tears. Face full of tears
Crying and asking Su Yunze.
Su Yunze glanced at the fruit knife at his waist and grinned.
He gritted his teeth and said forcefully, "Haha, love, my brother loves you the most."
"You are so cute, how could I not love you?"
Damn it, when I get out, I will kill you.
The young master smiled sweetly and held the knife tightly in his hand.
Leaning his head on Su Yunze's shoulder,
"Well, I know that my brother loves me the most."
Damn it, can God strike him to death with a thunderbolt?
Hurry, now!
"But next time I want to hold three of them in my arms and sit with two on my lap.
I'll cut off your little penis and feed it to the dogs. "
"..."
Su Yunze looked panicked.
Lu Ke smiled innocently.
""You're kidding, brother, how could I let it go! "
Later he found out that Lu Ke was not the biological brother of his old classmate Lu Yan
But Lu Yan's biological son.
Lu Ke narrowed his eyes: "Is Lu Yan looking for you again?
Why is he still pestering you? Isn't that miserable enough? "
Su Yunze: "He is your biological father, are you too cruel to treat him like this? "
Lu Ke: "Who let his dog's paws reach out to you! "
Damn, Su Yunze felt regretful.
Men on the roadside should not just pick them up!
It's easy to pick up mental illness. !
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