Zhi Zhi is a little hamster. He is still timid at a hundred years old, is socially anxious, and loves to cry. He is the most hopeless of the little monsters. In recent years, humans have become more and more troubled. Poor hamsters with no core competitiveness can't even afford their favorite pine nuts.
To make matters worse, when he woke up, he was wearing a book.
She dresses as the gay lover of the villain. In the book, the villain is so rich that he gives his lover five hundred thousand pocket money every month! Zhi Zhi has never seen so much money!
However, the villain is extremely possessive and will not let his lover have contact with others. He will catch his escaped lover and lock him in a small dark room! !
In the end, he died with his lover!
Simply terrible!
Traveling to the day when he signed the marriage agreement with the villain, Zhi Zhi: Shushu, I have clearly understood QAQ in this life
The little hamster shivered, swiped his credit card to buy two hundred kilograms of fried pine nuts, and buried himself in them - it was worth dying like this! It's so difficult to get along outside, so he doesn't want to go out!
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She Jun, a dragon snake who was about to turn into a dragon, had a premonition that his love disaster was about to happen, so he fell in love with a little star. After bringing him back, he felt that the little star might not have a good mind.
"Damn it, why did you buy so many pine nuts?" The boss who used a Rolls-Royce to deliver the courier didn't understand.
"QAQ I was wrong, don't be harsh on me!"
Why am I so cruel? I am obviously very kind, right?
"I've given you all the resources, but why don't you go to this variety show? Why don't you get scared!" Snake's head hurt as he tried to persuade the hamster to go out.
"I, I don't dare, there are so many people outside..."
No, haven't you gone out for three months?
"Little loser, I've been teaching you for so long, but why haven't you made any progress?" The snake pulled the hamster out from under the bed with the tip of its tail straining.
"Whoa! No, don't bite me TVT."
You kid, change me back into a human form!
"What's the matter? I've fallen in love with this idiot. If you have any questions, come to me!"
The crybaby, cowardly but money-hungry social hamster VS the world's best bking, Aotian Snake
Pre-receipt: The sick and weak cannon fodder cannot be Bai Yueguang [Zerg]
Lan Ge transformed into a cruel, disabled and twisted cannon fodder male in the Zerg background story.
The cannon fodder tortures the protagonist physically and mentally, forcing him to betray the empire and raise the flag of righteousness.
Three months later, the protagonist will rush into the central star of the empire, kill the cannon fodder with his own hands, and avenge himself.
The comment section was filled with applause and distress.
If he were a reader, he would also feel happy.
But now he is cannon fodder, he is so wronged. Lan Ge thought, thank you for the invitation, he is still bleeding.
Not to mention that this body suffers from a serious genetic disease. Is it just a plot? How many lives does he have left?
But he can't leave one person alone without saving it, isn't it just the plot? Even if you take a fake walk, it's still considered a walk.
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Akalaiya knelt in the basement, listening to the quarrel between the male insect in front of her and the electronic sound. The dagger in her sleeve was quietly put away.
"Beep - at the plot point, the mastermind behind the scenes wants to whip Akaraiya."
Akalaiya clenched her fists and saw the male insect taking out a bunch of cosmetics.
"Wrap it around my body. What a good back. Don't wear the battle-damaged makeup too hard."
"Didi - the host wants to take off Akalaiya's insect wings."
Akalaiya was ready to escape, but she saw the male insect took out realistic pseudo-insect wings.
"It's a black-winged butterfly. Look at the details. I hope you won't be able to spot it."
Akalaiya lowered her head.
Late at night, he lay under the bed in his bedroom, watching the male bear the pain of genetic collapse. He gritted his teeth and sent the location to his comrades.
Half a month passed quickly, and he was rescued by his comrades. When the rebels occupied the palace, Akalaiya once again saw the long-awaited male insect.
As a notorious example, he was chained to the torture rack in the square to scare those disobedient males.
At that time, the other party completely lost the ability to walk. When he saw Akalaiya, the other party smiled at him, which earned him a merciless whip from the guard.
Akalaiya panicked in his heart. He thought that after the trial, he would take the male insects home. It is a must of current affairs to judge these evil male insects-
"It's time, system, send me back."
But he heard Lan Ge say this.
[Judgment, task failure, error correction]
As soon as he finished speaking, the male insect's entire body faded, his beard and hair were all white, leaving only the remains of his body.
In the same year, the new Prime Minister of the Federation fell into paranoia and mobilized the entire country to find a blue planet called... Earth.
Until three years later, on a remote low-level star of the Zerg tribe, a painting live broadcast was secretly broadcast. The tone of the speech made the Prime Minister, who had been awake all night, relax his eyebrows.
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"You mean you want me to help you chase my fellow countryman?"
The male protagonist of the original book, an earth traveler who was captured as soon as he landed in the Zerg tribe, looked at the particle gun on his forehead and the mentally disturbed female Zerg leader with a dull face.
"Brother, if you pretend to be pitiful and you can catch the male insect, you'll be fine!"
I'm sorry, fellow, I've been spotted by a paranoid man and I can't run away.
The rational and stubborn special effects makeup artist VS the paranoid and dark male ghost resistance army suffers
Purpose: A sense of security is based on equal treatment