"Shit."
Shao Qingwei, who had high blood pressure and stayed up all night to read this article, closed his eyes after cursing. When he woke up, he entered the world of bullshit male videos.
When he was happily admiring all kinds of beauties——
No, why are all of this guy's harem turned into men? !
Wait a minute? He seems to be one of them?
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It is not known to everyone that most of Long Aotian's novels portray the harem in a desperate manner, but they are usually alive.
This one is different, it's all dead. Does anyone really find this article enjoyable?
So he didn't know which one was more bullshit.
Maybe he should reflect on why he eats shit so much?
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Picked up Long Aotian's cute puppy girlfriend: I can't let such a cute puppy die in the arms of that idiot big brother.
When a wolfdog with eight-pack abs took his neck and stuck out its tongue, he was frightened. Where was his cute dog?
"Who are you calling a dog? Huh?"
*
When the jade stone with the ancient and powerful soul fell into his hands: Brother, I'm sorry, your teacher belongs to me.
But when a beautiful, mysterious and arrogant female ghost became a male ghost, every day was a nightmare - the male ghost's fingertips traced his skin and whispered in his ear:
"Brother, stay away from them, okay? I'll tell you a lot of treasures and opportunities~"
Ah ah ah ah, is it too late for him to lose this thing now?
*
The female God of War, who is as dazzling as the sun, is nice, but she has to confess to him that she must not marry him until she marries the male God of War, Nonono, who has chased him across several continents!
"I only want one person to have a white head in this life!"
I'll give you a tombstone here, and please keep it for the rest of your life.
*
A woman disguised herself as a man and had a one-night stand, but she was deeply in love with the powerful prime minister who had a baby three years later. It's not a man this time, right?
The Prime Minister touched the chain on his ankle and said softly: "You have to be responsible for our children."
What did he do? ! ! !
*
Inside his own back door and Brother Long Aotian's back door. He firmly chose to protect the former.
Shao Zhinan Qingwei, who maintains his acting skills on the surface but is crazy at heart, vows to pack up these "females" and return them to his brother.
*
Long Aotian: "?? Why are there always stinky men who want to covet my brother?"
Long Aotian: "How can my brother, who is so frail, sick, kind, weak and pitiful, stand up to your torment like this, go, go, go!"
Shao Qingwei: "Brother, go!"
Long Aotian hugged Shao Qingwei tightly: "I will protect my brother. If you dare to touch his fingers, I will chop them off."
Shao Qingwei: ... There is no need to do this to your future veterans.
Long Aotian came closer to him and frowned: "What does it smell like on you?"
? ? ? !
His former fiancée, Long Aotian's original palace, the peerless beauty "Big Wife", stood up, rested her head on his shoulder, locked his wrist, and smiled slightly: "My taste."
Huh? Wait? My CPU is grilling?
Forget it if he transforms into a man, he is despairing of this world full of gays.
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Final 1v1
Purpose: The happiness of the one you love is your own happiness
