I accidentally picked up a beautiful wife on the roadside, and she smelled like milk.
Inexplicably, the marriage certificate was issued again, wait... Is it too early?
Mr. Lu: "If you need pheromones, you can come to me directly. I promise not to touch you."
Beautiful wife: "... Thank you, sir."
Mr. Lu: "If you can't accept it anymore, you can tell me and I'll get the divorce certificate immediately."
Lost beautiful wife: "... Okay."
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Mr. Lu: What won't you touch? What can't you accept? What divorce certificate? Did I say that?
●Demining
A brainless short sweet article. If you don't mind, please don't enter.
Concept: short story