Subject to perspective >>
"Father, can you be my wife?"
When six-year-old Jiang Xiaoyu said these words, Jiang Hailou knew that his education had completely failed.
The beautiful little mermaid blinked her blue eyes, as if asking for an ordinary toy.
Jiang Hailou joked: "Okay, if you can stop the rain..."
Before he finished speaking, the heavy rain outside the window turned sunny.
?
He repented.
Attacking perspective >>
Where is my father? Where is my father?
My father was in that crimson demon town;
There are red flowers here and green ghosts here,
And the little mermaid that can sing.
Where is my father? Where is my father?
Father is in that blue ocean;
Reflecting the white city, reflecting the black dragon,
And the little mermaid that can sing...
Small Theater
Jiang Xiaoyu brought his friends to his home as a guest. Jiang Hailou immediately started cooking and poured the octopus brains that he had treasured for many years into the pot. The dark purple soup base bubbled gurglingly.
"Wow, your family is so big, Xiaoyu!"
Jiang Xiaoyu picked up his beloved doll and said, "This is my father and Xiaoyu's room."
"Where's your mother?"
"I don't have a mother."
The children were surprised: "How could it be? We are all born from our mother. Where are you from?"
The little mermaid looked towards the kitchen: "Come from the sea."
"How come there is no mother? Mother loves her baby the most. Have you been abandoned?"
Jiang Hailou listened to everything and peeked into the crack of the door. Sure enough, he saw his precious son burying his head in the doll without saying a word.
He felt so distressed that when his brain got hot, he rushed to open the door, raised the pot and spoon and announced: "I gave birth to Jiang Xiaoyu!!"
The children were quiet for a moment, staring at him with wide eyes.
A certain fish was woken up with tears in his eyes: "Father... Mother."
"Shut up..."
Jianghai Loushe died, and a protector was withdrawn.
From then on, the news spread in the town that only undead people (men) could give birth to children.
Jiang Hailou (Shou): Wei Lihai Guards' natural dad Shou, with a great figure and reliable;
Jiang Xiaoyu (attack): father-controlled mermaid Qi Luck Shota attack, Weathering Son action group;
① 1v1 double clean HE, 70% of it is a sweet and cute father-son routine. In the early stage of the attack, the cute little shot (not so good) will grow up later~
Hai: A child raised is like water thrown out...(Wiping tears)
Fish: (flash) Father, I'm back. (Stick to sticker)
Hai: Where are you touching your hands?
2025.5.25
Concept: Fish swimming in the sea.
