The College Student Won in the Bodyguard Variety Show

As graduation approaches, Ling Weibu is drawn to participate in a bodyguard selection variety show. There are five guests participating in the show, each with their own unique skills. Guest 1, a gentle and elegant shooter, wears rimless glasses on the bridge of his nose, and his shirt is always buttoned to the top button. Even if the mountain is overwhelming, his heart rate will not fluctuate at all. The second guest is a retired special forces soldier who can fly a plane. He has a sharp appearance and is decisive in killing. He can defuse bombs and dive. He has full survival skills in the wild and can make ten dishes and one soup anytime and anywhere. The third guest is a simple and old-fashioned Shaolin master who grew up in a temple. He blushes when he sees a penguin wearing only a scarf. He has eight-pack abs hidden under the monk's clothes and a string of Buddhist beads designed to hit vital points. The fourth guest is a ruffian and handsome underground boxing champion with an evil and charming smile. He has a bow and arrow tattoo on his neck. He is wild and untamable and never stops for anyone. Guest five, Ling Weibu, an... Ordinary college student. The audience doesn't believe that college students can also participate? He must be an agent working for the Queen, and being a college student is just his hidden identity. Everyone suddenly realized: No wonder he was wearing a mask, it was because he didn't want others to remember his face. Ling Weibu: I'm just allergic to pollen. Everyone: No wonder my spoken English is so good. Ling Weibu: I just intend to study abroad. Everyone: No wonder both black and white take it all. The Silver Hand and the 'Ndrangheta have to give some face. Ling Weibu: This... I really don't know why... The program officially started recording. In the dormitory, Ling Weibu turned off the light on his mobile phone. The Shaolin senior brother was shocked. Could this be the long-lost Six Meridians Divine Sword? At the shooting competition, Ling Weibu helped the shooters put on their glasses, and the shooters who shot perfectly missed the target. During the security planning competition, Ling Weibu helped the underground boxing champion make a PPT, and the unruly underground boxing champion gave up. The college student won on the bodyguard variety show. Motto: Foolish people are blessed with foolishness