In my dream, I heard my master say that she was born with the ability to communicate with yin and yang, and that she was destined to be a god. She would first defeat her father, then her mother, and finally kill her entire family.
She was very disdainful of this statement, because her master was just a bluffing fortune teller, but she was still willing to show her confidence, after all, only by flattering her master could she gain something——
"According to what you say, I can't get married, or else my husband will be killed by me?"
"It doesn't matter, your destined husband is already dead."
"..." The more he spoke, the more evil he became.
It wasn't until she saw a ghost that day that she finally believed her master's lies.
The ghost was dressed in black, sitting high on the tree carelessly, and said to her contemptuously: "It turns out that my destined wife is just a country woman from the mountains. She really insults me, the great king of Hades."
Who is the village woman?
She took out a mirror and took a look in the dream, and she was right... The two red cheeks her master painted on her were indeed very annoying!
There's nothing wrong with him, bullshit Pluto, it's all bragging! In fact, he is just a lonely ghost. He has been dead for so long, and there is no one to burn paper for him.
Thanks to her kindness, she touched his grave, added a handful of soil to it, and shed two tears, "You must keep your word and help me get rich so that I can get away from Master as soon as possible."
The dead ghost came out and leaned on the tombstone with a smile, "What's wrong with your master?"
She was angry, "He tricked me into being his maid by cheating me with food and drink!"
His face turned cold, "You are crying at the wrong grave."
She stood up immediately, patted her skirt and rolled her eyes, "If I didn't tell you earlier, all my paper money would have been wasted."
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Later, I discovered a secret in my dream. The master without a beard looked exactly like the dead ghost!
Master: No, being a teacher cannot be a devil.
Damn it: He is the one who is sanctimonious.
Mengjian: ... I don't think either of you are good people! No, they are not human!
Concept: Life is like a dream, half fantasy and half reality.
