A long time ago, there was a mountain.
There is no temple on the mountain.
There are no seven dwarfs on the mountain either.
But legend has it that there is a monster living on the mountain.
One day, the monster came down the mountain.
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A9203, the system with the lowest performance, searched hard according to the experience taught by its predecessors and finally found its beloved host on a mountain.
The host stands facing the abyss, with a fairy spirit floating in the air, a straight posture, and the demeanor of a master.
After quickly binding and setting it to be non-unbindable, A9203 burst into tears.
It never expected it.
This host looks like a master.
In fact, I am afraid of cold, heat, pain, and tiredness. I will never stand if I can sit, and I will never sit if I can lie down.
A9203 wants to swear to the universe: Senior has done me a lot of harm!
Finally, A9203 tried her best to kowtow to her with a small handkerchief in her mouth, and the host finally agreed to do the task.
Forget it.
It was only after completing mission A9203 that I realized how sinister the human heart is.
She squandered her hard-earned energy like water.
She is greedy for money! Lustful!
She even wanted to kill herself!
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First world:
Facing the heroine who has been reborn many times
System A9203: The heroine's baby is so cute. She is working hard to conquer the hero again.
Yu Linxi: Your heroine's baby is going to kill the hero soon
The second world: the female protagonist of ancient sadistic novels (the kind where the male protagonist takes her heart blood to save Bai Yueguang)
Yu Linxi: How can you not collect such a good thing as your heart's blood?
The third world: the little green tea princess who is favored by the group
System A9203: Who wouldn't like the little princess being so cute?
Yu Linxi: Who would ignore the little princess if she is so cute?
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The last world: the world of cultivation
System A9203 let out a prairie dog scream: Ahhhh! Isn't that you? ? Why are you in the small world?
Yu Linxi stared at the figure in the distance: Now I have to ask you, Sansan.
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Small theater:
Yu Linxi: A9203? Wouldn't it be ranked 9203?
System A9203:! !
How could she know!
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System A9203: Ah - don't hurt the protagonist! !
Yulinxi smiled: Did I push them?
System A9203: None.
Yu Linxi: Did I ask them to stand there?
System A9203: None.
Yu Linxi: How did I hurt them?
System A9203 wants to cry but has no tears:......
Intention: Do you want to take risks together?