When I Was a Eunuch in Ancient Times
我在古代做太监的日子
by Mountain and Yuyu Island (山与予屿)
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Lin Yao was originally a troublesome figure in the shopping mall, showing arrogance and risking his life in every move he made, but he was always the winner. After a car accident, Lin Yao was wearing a brand-new eunuch uniform, sitting on a tree branch, repeatedly raising her head to look at the moon, and lowering her head to think about her pants. After thinking again and again, he said in a hesitant tone: "System, is it possible that I should be a woman?" System: "The host was detected to be a normal male." Lin Yao: "......" So Lin Yao rose from a little fake eunuch all the way up, and like a hard-working little bee, she seriously rebuilt her ancient version of the business empire. Bookstore? Cloud money? Invest? Listed? Secret Guard: Your Majesty has been acting strangely lately? The Lord has a deep meaning. The secret guard was puzzled, and the secret guard scratched his head. When Lin Yao sat in a carriage and inspected his shops, banks and various assets, and everyone from the five countries, from the emperor and prince to the traders and footmen, came to greet him, the world finally understood what a deserted alley was! Secret Guard: The Lord is resourceful and controls the economies of various countries to directly achieve unification! ! Lin Yao: Laxative, just want to make money! Our aim is: as long as you can't make money, you can make money! **** Shang Jiuyan was burdened with a blood feud and lived in espionage for ten years under the wings of his grandfather at the border gate. Seeing that disaster was about to break out and the capital was turbulent, he finally couldn't hide it anymore and returned to Yunjing with his secret guards. When he woke up, he turned into a woman and became the boudoir lady of a remote county magistrate's family! There is one more system in my mind! Shang Jiuyan: "I am indeed destined by destiny!" Henceforth Shang Jiuyan: Embroidery? Superior! Play the piano? Superior! Talent? ? ? ? Come on hard with tears in your eyes! Dropped items: Code of Embroidery? Guqin score? Shang Jiuyan is angry! System: A deviation from the world line has been detected, and the host's request is reasonable. We are now re-selecting the lucky ones! Shang Jiuyan::). An unparalleled talent? Study! A general with useless legs? Study! A family of traditional Chinese medicine? Study! Hundreds of schools of thought? Study, study, study! ! ! During the day, he plays piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and plays music and singing. In the evening, small classes on the emperor's mind, formation of troops, official laws and business ethics took turns. Shang Jiuyan's purpose: As long as you can't die by learning, learn by dying! ! *** After recognizing each other Lin Yao curled her lips: "The Lin family's daughter has no dignity, pull her down!" Shang Jiuyan: mmp!!!!!! System: Kill her and you will die too! Lin Yao: "......" Shang Jiuyan sneered: "The Lin family girl has no dignity and inferiority, pull her down!!" Lin Yao: "Bullshit!" The system is very tired: Countdown to world restart: 3, 2,,, Shang Jiuyan: ",,, I'm joking." The Qilin girl of the Lin family! Nine thousand years old! Purpose: Life is about struggle!