
How to Defeat the Wooden Kitten
如何攻略木头小猫
by Pomelo with Salt Juice (盐汁柚里)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 257k Words
- Chapters
- 71
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeLove Story
- POVBottom-Lead (Shou)
- Age18+
- Lighthearted
- Secret Love
- Showbiz
- Soft Spot
- Sweet Story
- Urban
Synopsis
[The chief screenwriter of Slow Kitty King was attacked by x and the Green Tea actor had been planning for a long time] Screenwriter Xiao Jiang, who is good-looking, rich in money, and generous with money, is a very competent financial sponsor, and all the starlets he has supported have praised him. But every time a relationship ended, Jiang Zhiyan would feel a little distressed. There is no other reason than that everyone seems to be unable to separate from him cleanly. "Among so many people, there is no one you are attracted to?" After witnessing another "breakup" with Jiang Zhiyan, his friend was puzzled. Jiang Zhiyan said no. The friend pondered for a moment: Have you noticed that the things you are looking for are actually a bit similar to a certain person. Jiang Zhiyan: Who? Friend: Lu Yuqian. Jiang Zhiyan:...... He stopped talking. Later, it became a prophecy. After the celebration party for the new drama was over, Jiang Zhiyan woke up with a hangover and looked at the chat history on his phone, his brain was at a loss. It seemed that he had really taken care of his childhood crush without being conscious. * During the execution of the agreement, Lu Yuqian was always informed and informed. Jiang Zhiyan successfully completed the most satisfying script creation, and then he was satisfied and planned to end the relationship. Just like every time before. He originally thought that this time would be no different, or even smoother than before. In Lu Yuqian's heart, this experience would probably be the most ridiculous period in his life full of highlights. It should be almost like an indelible stain. ... But who can tell him why things developed differently than he imagined? Jiang Zhiyan thought a little helplessly when he was pushed against the wall and kissed until he was speechless. * Lu Yuqian fell in love with someone for the first time since he was a child, but he didn't say it out loud the day he planned to confess. And the next day, that person simply changed schools. The two have no contact information and have never met again. Later, he learned that Jiang Zhiyan went to study abroad. After graduation, he did not inherit the family business but became a screenwriter. We have also been looking for many little stars. At the most prestigious award ceremony in the entertainment industry, the boy had fair skin, smooth hair, and a pair of black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose. He looked like a college student who had not yet graduated, and was somewhat out of tune with the lively and glamorous environment at the scene. The flashbulbs of the blockbusters in the audience have not stopped making noise since Jiang Zhiyan appeared, but he seemed to be unheard. He just quietly walked to the awards stage and simply accepted the award that many screenwriters would never receive in their lifetime. Lu Yuqian sat under the stage and narrowed his eyes. So, when will it be his turn? (Click to see the status of the main palace, the methods of the mistress, and the style of the hook x) Reading Guide/Demining *Both people are physically and mentally clean from the beginning to the end. Xiaojiang's support is not support in the traditional sense. Even as an actor, Xiaolu has never had any intimate scenes with anyone. The article will rationalize these two parts (Jie Dang's life of hard work) *Same-sex marriageable background *Subscription for the main article only costs 5r. Thank you to every baby who is willing to support the original version. I wish everyone a fortune~ ————Column advance copy copy—————— "What Your Highness Wants": [The pseudo-little mother who just wants to save her life has a controlled face x is taciturn, dank, paranoid and rebellious, and the prince attacks] During the vacation, Lin Yizhou was led by his little cousin to play a palace fighting game. He dismissed it at first, but he didn't expect to become addicted to improving attributes. The more he played, the more he got into it, and he stayed up all night without realizing it. Then as soon as he closed his eyes and opened them, he found himself lying in a strange room. Lin Yizhou:? "You're awake." Before he could react, an electronic sound suddenly sounded in his mind. ""Gong Xin" has been logged in. I wish players a happy experience." Lin Yizhou:? ? ? ! * In order to avoid staying in bed and gain favorability points to save his life, Lin Yizhou made money every day as soon as he opened his eyes. He stayed aside whenever he invited concubines or went out for summer vacation. He took the word "scrupulous" to the extreme. A eunuch came to report that a certain concubine had passed away after a long illness, leaving behind a teenage prince, and asked him if he wanted to adopt him. He shook his head. Raising children consumes too many resources, so I don't want it. ... Then when he saw the child for the first time, Lin Yizhou took inventory of his warehouse overnight. * Lin Yizhou thrived in the palace by collecting gifts, and he got carried away for a while, so he failed to notice that the child he adopted at the time was now taller than him. He also became less and less talkative, making it increasingly difficult to see what he was thinking. Lin Yizhou thought it was a child's rebellious period at first. Until one day he opened the door and saw Xie Ji sitting at his table. There was a bottle of remaining wine in his hand, and there was a lingering redness in his eyes. "Mother." The person who usually stubbornly called him Yizhou suddenly used this unfamiliar title, which made Lin Yizhou's scalp tighten. Xie Ji stepped forward and pushed him against the door. A strange premonition arose, and Lin Yizhou felt that something was wrong. "Mother concubine." Xie Ji called him again in a low voice, frowning deeply. The distance was too close, so Lin Yizhou finally saw his eyes clearly this time. There was a strange, overwhelming paranoia in his eyes. "Why are you, you are my mother-in-law." Lin Yizhou:...... Is this development not quite right? Small Theater The man would bring him gifts every time he came to see him. Or a writing brush, or an inkstone, or a book, or an inkstone... …Wait a minute, wasn't this delivered before? Xie Ji looked at the young man opposite with a complicated expression. But when he saw him looking at him with a smile on his face and asking him expectantly if he liked it, he was speechless again. I probably gave things to too many people, so I can't remember them. Xie Ji thought with a calm face. ... So later, he collected the inkstones for three or four days in a row. "..." Looking at the three identical pens and four inkstones lined up on the table, Xie Ji thought that there was indeed something wrong with this person. Purpose: No decision should be made while unconscious





Come here in Salt Juice Pomelo (bubble sound) I've finished reading Wooden Kitten, you can write two more extras~~~
I finished reading it in one sitting, I loved it! [Spread hands]
Congratulations to Lu Yu for marrying into a wealthy family [star eye][star eye][star eye]
[Orange candy] Got it [Purple candy] kswl [Orange candy] Got it [Purple candy] kswl
"I couldn't help laughing" "It's a big bug for the author~" Wrong sentence~semantic repetition.
Little Couple 99 [Purple Sugar] You must be happy even in a place where I can't see you.
AuthorI love you forever.
Finished scattering flowers [spreading flowers][spreading flowers][sprinkling flowers][orange candy] got it [orange candy] got it
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[Orange Candy] I've got it. The young couple will be happy forever [Come on]
[Purple sugar] kswl [orange candy] I got it [Purple sugar] kswl [orange candy] I got it
Finished spreading flowers, thank you for accompanying me
Big brother and Danyue, ,,?^?,,
Good looking! The daily routine is as plain as water but exudes a fascinating sense of happiness. It is really the sweetness of a steady stream! Not boring at all but endless aftertaste
I will always wait for you if line...
I just opened JJ and saw the update [lop-eared rabbit head] You are so lucky in the salt juice pomelo [kiss][kiss][kiss]
I like this author's articles very much. I have been in a bottleneck period for almost a year. Today I read two of her articles in one day. The writing is really good and some scenes are created very well. I thought this one was just a cookie. I wanted to relax and read it, but it was really well written. They watched many unknown sunsets together. The young couple watched the first sunrise together on their first date. They will watch many more together in the future and they will always be happy. I actually didn't know why Lu liked Jiang at the beginning, but I was busy eating sweets. After reading it, I felt sour in my heart. If the air tickets can be accumulated, it will be very thick. It makes me want to cry. There are many details like this. At first, I thought it was love at first sight. Later, I realized that it is natural attraction and love continues. Pure love and sourness are both super well written. I feel like I have gone back to a few years ago when I snuggled under the quilt and peeked every night. I especially like this book and Catnip Trap. Thank you Douyin for letting me know that there is such a good author and such a good novel yesterday.