The player Lily Haili is a magical girl, but not a traditional magical girl.
She has nothing to do with someone's cure, nor with someone's depression, nor with someone's desire.
Players like to hit red names with a hoe under the shocked eyes of everyone.
Are you the one who dares to make a sneak attack? Eat my hoe!
You dare to destroy my land? I'll send you to hell!
You dare to laugh at my stature? Eat my Strong cyclotron Armstrong cannon!
After a burst of violent bombing, Yokohama finally ushered in nuclear peace
A man named Dazai asked:
Yuanfang, what do you think of other people's crickets?
Bai Mouli flicked his hair:
As the saying goes, there are good and bad reputations. It used to be the past, but now it's a pervert. If you can't stand me, you can try to kill me, but I just like the cowardly way you want to kill me but can't, hahahaha
A man named Zhongyuan asked:
Why do you always steal my card with that bastard Dazai!
Bai Mouli holds a rose in his mouth:
Xiaozhong, I actually respect money very much, I didn't steal, I didn't rob, I didn't have money
I was pricked by a thorn and left the scene with regret.
A perverted, black-hearted, black-hearted old man named Mori with advanced baldness and lolita cancer asked a question:
Why not talk about someone? (Please don't come to Port Hoho and Yokohama)
Bai Mouli dislikes his face:
I want a coat that also has looks, a prank that also has looks, a case that also has academic qualifications, no hemorrhoids but an IQ, and I can still spit when it comes to conversation. If someone with 1.8 Million cannot impress me, I might as well find a male model.
A certain eye social animal:…………
Bai Mouli: Oh, ah, damn that decadent beauty! Take a look at his charming mole at the corner of his mouth! Look at the droopy ends of his eyes (it will definitely make you cry)! He's even a bitch! Damn it, isn't this my wife who was masked by Su Wei? ! My penis was hit hard several times. When I listened carefully, it turned out to be the sound of my heartbeat! Come on, don't be shy, just say something~
A certain social animal with eyes: Dazai! Mr. Odasaku! Come and save me!
A man named Dazai: Ango is enjoying it so much! Odasaku, let's go quickly~
A certain Odasaku man: Yeah
A certain eye social animal Er Kangshou: No! ! !
Bai Mouli: Xiliu, little beauty, just obey me, hahaha!
Things to note:
①The CP in the text will include the romance CPs of Taichu, Atsushi Yuri, and Ango Sakaguchi (yes, pay attention to the left and right hehehe)
② There is a CP "giving birth to a child" in it, but please don't worry, it is not really giving birth to a child! It was "born" out of thin air by Bai Mou's weird, weird, bala, bala, and Sidixi! ! !
③The article contains a lot of Internet memes. If you can't stand it, please run away as soon as possible! ! !
④ Sometimes there will be some strange things, so please be mentally prepared.
Intention: The setting belongs to the old thief Chaowu, and the OOC belongs to me
