[Football] Pure Passerby, Just Waiting for You!

Save Miss prides herself on having a very serious please-pleaser personality. For example, he never says no to victory. He kisses the golden trophy when he gets it. He always embraces honors. In his daily life, he upholds an attitude of affirming all trophies. His motto is "the ownership of the trophy is the primary productive force." In life, the champion has abused him thousands of times, but he treats the champion like his first love. When his opponents insulted him as a drunkard, Miss would just say "Get out of here". If the coach scolded him that he would pack up and leave the team if he didn't listen to his instructions, Miss would just innocently lower her eyelashes and say to him, "Get out of here too." At this point, she finally realized that she was a pleaser. Miss added: "I didn't mean to say the opponent was not good, nor did I mean to say the coach was bad." "It's meaningless for two people to go back and forth." The media scolded him for being too egotistical, because Miss was the ever-changing Martin on the court and would do anything to win. Shoot, pass, defend, take the initiative to trip people, use verbal attacks to interfere with the opponent's judgment, make fake moves, and even steal the ball from teammates without mercy, and then celebrate passionately on the court! When being questioned aggressively by the media after the game, Miss changed from her wandering appearance before the game. Long Yan was very unhappy: "I have no obligation to give the ball to others. Don't force me to slap you at such a happy moment." After saying the harsh words, the flattering personality came online again. He defended himself: "Haha, this is just a disclaimer before I play football." "The prejudice in people's minds is a big mountain. When did my teammates and I have any disagreements?" Reporter: "..." Oh my god... What a standard-looking personality. Brother, please don't let your flattering personality slip away, okay? OK Miss also felt that she had severe separation anxiety. For example, he got angina after not seeing his trophy for a day. When he lost the photo of himself holding the trophy in his wallet, he instantly transformed into a vicious villain and scolded everyone until he got his photo back. It didn't feel better until he got his photo back. Or, for example, if anyone dared to drop his chain on the field and cause him to lose the game, in order to ease his sad mood, Miss would make a vicious note of them in his grudge book! "October 3rd, the weather was fine. Today we played against Fiorentina. I ate Pippo's biscuits and he scolded me for stealing his luck. Haha, who cares about his luck? I was just wearing a hat (just kidding, Pippo, you are confused if you don't promote this!). We (we) are the Serie A champions!" "On November 15th, we flew to Spain to play a game with Real Madrid. When the player on the opposite side was facing me, he pulled my jersey with his hands, causing me to fall. I had to be injured for a week. Has Real Madrid gone to this point to do whatever it takes? I will take them back to my house and make some talisman water for them to drink. (It's okay, I will knock off the statue of the Virgin Mary myself, and I will sit on it and hug Jesus.)" Reporter: "..." The brackets are really full of desire for survival, brother, now we believe you have a pleaser personality. Miss is also suffering from terminal delusions of persecution. When looking at Inzaghi who was confessing to him across the way, Misi first knocked out the surveillance equipment in the entire room, soaked the recording electronic equipment on the two of them in wine, and finally closed the curtains. He asked: "Why are you confessing to me, Inzaghi, are you going to ruin my football career!" He went crazy: "Just because we are competitors, are you going to do something like this, injuring the enemy a thousand times and damaging yourself eight hundred? God, I didn't expect that all my wisdom in my life would fall to your hands!" "Insidious, so insidious! I can decide whether it's a confession or a suicide attack!" Haha, they say that Inzaghi is sinister and vicious, but behind the scenes, Mis and Inzaghi have a locker room romance. The two perform bloody love idol dramas at home every day. They are so in love that they are inseparable. The teammates around them think that they dislike each other, and they break up fights every day, which makes them bald. It wasn't until the day when all this was revealed that their teammates were shocked to realize that something was wrong! "Do you really hate each other and will celebrate and kiss each other passionately when they score a goal on the field? Will you fill up the diary with each other's name? Will you appear to be sarcastic but actually save the other party?" They picked up their round and red clown noses that fell on the ground and showed a tired smile. "So... Are we also part of your play?" Miss: "That's very slow." He added: "A good attitude determines a player's life. You can adjust it yourself." Teammate: "..." Who said he has a pleaser personality, separation anxiety disorder and persecutory paranoia! Now I feel like I have... —— Food guide: Key point: The tone of this article is an illogical absurd comedy. The process has experienced many ups and downs, so please be prepared. ①It is Bayern youth training, Bayern-Inter Milan-Milan-Liverpool (after Athens revenge)-Bayern, the national team Germany and Spain, I finally chose Germany, but when I was 17 to 18 years old in Spain, yes, we have two national teams (sad) A million-length novel, the schedule is fast-paced but the plot is relatively slow. The four teams have different flavors. Being able to accept the previous one does not mean that you can accept the next one. Taste carefully. There is no emotional line at all in the Inter Milan chapter. The pull is all in Liverpool, which can be accessed directly with one click. ②CP is Inzaghi, 1v1, against a road couple, the relationship line accounts for a small proportion, about one-third, these two people love football more than each other ③Mis is the amnesiac reincarnation of Dionysus, the god of wine. He has no previous memories, but has the authority of the god of wine. He can meet different players in the tavern. It is just a setting and does not include the Greek mythology part. ④The paragraph review has been opened ~ Welcome to play with me ~ (Cengceng) If you use insulting names for the protagonist or any character, your comment will be deleted. If you feel uncomfortable, please exit in time. Thank you very much. Drinking alcohol will not affect Miss's body! PS: Minors are not allowed to drink alcohol. Purpose: Promote sportsmanship