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At a friend's house party, drunk straight man Xu Jiawei was molested.
It is known that there were four people at the party and three suspects.
Number 1: Li Yu, his sweetheart. They make jokes every day and pull off his pants since he was a child. The two of them are able to fight each other to the max.
One day, Xu Jiawei opened a drawer in his bedroom, and inside there were a bunch of private photos of lips, hands, Adam's apple... Various parts.
No, bro, why do you have my photo in your house? How dare you say it wasn't you who molested me! ! Damn pervert! !
Xu Jiawei said: I climbed up Kongtong Mountain overnight.
No. 2: Shen Deng, college roommate. He is 1.8 Meters tall and has full chest muscles. He is a cold-blooded man in the early stage. Later, I read short stories to Xu Jiawei every day.
Xu Jiawei said: I'm really allergic, ah.
My roommate cried, QAQ is such a cold man, my heart is broken.
Xu Jiawei: Stop crying. We can sleep together at night. I'm so squeamish.
No. 3: Lu Xianfeng, a good friend. The rich second-generation game world, the swinger brother, often takes him to extreme sports.
As a result, when he was drunk that day, he took off his suit jacket, revealing women's lace pajamas, and pestered Xu Jiawei to sleep with him.
Xu Jiawei: ... You are so coquettish.
As Xu Jiawei investigated, the truth became more and more confusing.
Why are neither of them right? !
He thinks the world is too scary, there are actually gays everywhere! ! Fortunately, he was not a good brother or neighbor, so he secretly told Song Tan this behind his back.
Song Tan: "Yes, it's really scary."
He stretched out his tentacles, took out Xu Jiawei's personal belongings from his pocket, and sniffed them.
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